Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Quick change magic act - Why are there no MTF?

If you've ever watched America's talent, I'm sure you've seen the quick change act.  Woman steps into a hoop, and in seconds she's wearing a completely different outfit.  There is no real "magic", in fact there's a website that sells both complete outfits and the "clumsy loops" to convert any clothing into quick change:
http://quick-change-products.com

So I started googling to see if there's been any acts where the man suddenly wears a dress.  This is the closest thing I could find (but it isn't quick change, it's swapping people)
https://youtu.be/qa9rKfyBkHM

So finally I came across a page that said quick change actually goes back hundreds of years (not in form we know now), and it wasn't until around the 60's where russia started bringing it back.  Anyway, back in the 30's they coined a term "Fregoli" which means to change character + sex, and sure enough when you search on youtube you find an old video where a man quickly changes clothing (but in plain view), and in one instance hides a dress underneath his male clothing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m72Wt-SVerE


Wednesday, September 26, 2018

pornhub - gender transformation part 2

So found a few new ones on the site.. This one is an edited mix of a bunch of various scenes from clips4sale.  My favorite out of the bunch (skip to 13:14).  She's not terribly attractive, but I do like the concept of "waking up as a girl", and I especially like that they are really zoomed in on her, and how after feeling her hair, she covers her mouth after hearing her female voice.  Then she looks at her manicured nails (which look so shiny), even flicking them in the air to see if they're real.  Finally, she shoves the blankets down to reveal her boobs, which she squeezes to see if they're real.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ba1c4c130380


Monday, September 10, 2018

pornhub - gender transformation

So I noticed quite a few videos from clips4sale have been uploaded.  One in particular I've been sorta interested in was this one:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b730ca1e67f0

I'd like to comment on why this is a not so great video..
1. While they did keep their clothes, the difference between their male selves and female selves are not believable.  I mean the dude on the right a little more so (the hair color change is possible if the body could change), but the girl on the left has so many flaws.  Even if your hair grew out, a ponytail isn't going to suddenly tie your hair back.  Makeup isn't suddenly going to appear on your face, and your nails aren't going to be suddenly painted purple.


2. The "I didn't know I was a female until you pointed it out" cliche'.  I mean seriously, I know we can be groggy when we first wake up, but I guarantee you would feel how different your body felt (penis missing, weight of your boobs, longer hair, voice sounds different).  Seriously watch this, they are both wide awake and both of them think they are dudes that just woke up with a strange girl in their bed.
3. The blonde fell asleep on the couch, yet he wakes up in the bed?  Talk about continuity issues
4. The "We could like, sell our bodies" comment was odd.  If they were so freaked out at being girls, why would she even be thinking that?

With all those negatives, I will admit the part where they learn to masterbate as girls was pretty well done, and perhaps saves this video.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

japanese gameshow - guess the crossdresser

I'm sure most of you have seen the videos where they unveil a crossdressed man sitting in a chair, and they all give a 1-5 vote on how good they look.. like this one:
https://youtu.be/uP4Phs2iYJY?list=PLV6OUGzFw1_5-GVGNw-VyrIbWlUFOHuop

But then I came across this video.  They put 8 of them in a fake classroom, and the judges ask them to perform tasks to see how well they pass.  Apparently if they guess wrong, the girl gets to shoot them with a fire extinguisher, but if they're right, they get voted out.
https://youtu.be/qcutKMswGrM


Friday, July 20, 2018

Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday feat. Chris Brown

This song is catchy, video is pretty good too.. ESPECIALLY the end because after jumping male bodies, he ends up in Kendall Jenner's body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHaw

I'm Kendall jenner
I got a vagina
I'm gonna explore that right now
holy shit I got a vagina
I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman

Monday, April 30, 2018

Wren adams is back, and so is James

2 new videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_EMg2kYGrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ATH9dKSpk

They're both a little strange, and creepy.  However, three degrees off center productions just released a juicy video today about a genie and google translate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bn3HobsLCI

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

faceapp - celebrity edition part 1

So you can find youtube videos where people have used celebrity photos to see what they'd look like as the opposite gender.  Problem with these photos is they all seem to use the same photos so it get boring quick.  Figured I'd have a go at it, with a few less  popular celebrities.

Johnny depp makes a decent looking woman

Bill nye turned out about exactly what I imagined, a geeky looking girl

Robert downy Jr ends up looking a little like shanon doherty

Chris Pratt doesn't look too shabby

Vin Diesel turns into a blonde hotty

 Chris farley turns into a sort of cute BBW

Jim carrey has a very wide jaw, but the app sharped it up

Trump... well he's still ugly

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Illinois Governor Race - Jeanne Ives (horrible ad)

No words needed.. just watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu2R46iizhA


P!nk - Beautiful Trauma

This video is delicious on so many levels.  First off, pink is playing a 50's housewife with so many beautiful outfits



Then she discovers her husband in the closet crossdressing, but embraces it.. even goes so far as to put on a suit and reverse gender roles





Monday, February 12, 2018

wingin it

Ever watch a MTF tv show episode and then can't find it again?  Happened to me, no matter what search terms I put into youtube I just couldn't find it again.. The other day I somehow stumbled back into it.  This was apparently a short lived show in canada about 8 years back.  Here's the episode description:

I carlie: After a clueless Carl offends Denise on their first date, she shows him what it is like to be a girl by turning him into one. It is not long before Serge falls for Carlie, the new girl at school, and the pressure is on Porter to find a solution. He turns Denise into Denny to give her a taste of her own medicine, but the only way to reverse the magic is for Carlie and Denny to learn what it is like to be one another. Meanwhile, Jane gets a part time job at Mama B's pizza and develops a crush on a cute boy, which jeopardizes her new job.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8JNxBCFUc

Friday, January 19, 2018

40 year old virgin - stormy daniels

Since she's come up in the news after admitting trump paid her 6 figures to sleep with her, I looked up her background.  Totally forgot her scene in the 40 year old virgin where Andy is trying to fantasize about the porn he just watched, but because it's his imagination he ends up making her sound really awkward, which slowly turns into his own voice, and then Stormy admits she doesn't know what to say, because she IS him.

I hardly even remember this scene from when I watched this movie.  Probably the most memorable part is when the two are playing mortal kombat saying "Know how I know you're gay?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljAOgWK8NOI

Anyway, you can watch the Stormy clip here:
http://videocelebs.net/stormy-daniels-nude-the-40-year-old-virgin-2005.html

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

American Horror Story - Season 5 (liz taylor / lady gaga)

Ok, so I finally caught up with season 5 of AHS.  This season was very difficult to follow, moving back and forth in time, not following the usual rules of vampires (only can be killed by wooden stake) so it wasn't clear who was a vampire and who wasn't, plus they re-used actors for multiple characters.

Anyway, so of course the reason why I'm typing this post (spoiler alert) is because this season is heavy on the LGBT.  Now I have to preface that I like lady gaga, she's been a good activist for the community and bullying in general.  However, deeper into the season her personality felt too pushed into the storyline.  So right away you see what I would call a "drag queen" as one of the hotel workers.  You don't think much of it, there's lots of oddball characters in this season.  Then about 3/4 through the season they finally decide to tell the backstory of how the drag queen came to be.  It's actually pretty well done as this story relates to many crossdressers.  So it's 3 business men, and he packs a hidden compartment in his suitcase where he has female attire.  Lady gaga pops in, and he's embarrassed by how he's dressed.  She helps him along by doing his makeup and adding some jewelry.  Right away he's a changed person, but she pushes him further.  Tells him to walk down the hall to grab some ice, experience that thrill of coming out of the closet.  However what happens next is VERY predictable, of COURSE he runs into his co-workers, and of course they begin to make fun of him and accuse him of being gay, and worried they are going to catch AIDS from him.  You can watch the scene here:

Then at the nearly very end of the last episode of the season, he decides to commit suicide (well actually he encourages all the ghosts to kill him) so that he can "transition" into the ghost afterlife.  And what a surprise, Lady gaga (who isn't seen the entire episode) shows up and says she wanted to help her transition.  See it here:

Again, I'm totally for this exposure and putting the message out.  It just feels like the writing is cheesy and too predictable.