transgender fiction

big bang theory - siri in real life

2012-01-27T20:06:00.002-06:00

I thought this was cute, and sexy as hell at the same time. What if the iphone assistant were real?

Her real name is Becky O’Donohue

harland williams reads my email

2012-01-27T19:50:00.004-06:00

So I sent him an email how dissapointed I was that he took the macy's worker's side:
http://tgfictionmania.blogspot.com/2011/12/harland-williams-takes-bible-thumping.html

And he responded to it. It all honestly, he responded better than I thought he would. He's right, you can't satisfy everyone all the time, and maybe I mis-iterpreted him (he's clarifying he's worried about the safety of everyone involved). He does suggest perhaps a transgender section. Although this would be nice, I'm not sure if this is better or not. That's like shouting to the world "I'm a man in a dress, come look at me", but at least maybe then it would be accepted (hey, look, they have their own shopping section, maybe transgender is a new sex? I guess I have to accept it now that it's mainstream and stores are catering to them now). Anyway, have a listen and see what you think:

front or back bra? hand-me-downs?

2012-01-27T19:42:00.005-06:00

What is your preference? I typically buy / get-bras-from-the-wife as rear closure, but recently my wife bought a new front closing bra she hates, so immediately it became mine. I forgot how much I like these (haven't worn one forever).

You don't have to fiddle in the back blind, or do the "close in front wearing it backwards, then fight to swivel it around, then try squeezing your arms through the loop-holes". I also kind of like the idea that the release is in front (where the boobs are), as if they were barn doors begging to be swung open.

Honestly, if the clasp were to break, that bra would pop right off.

realistic 3d printed masks

2012-01-27T18:50:00.003-06:00

These babies aren't cheap ($4k for the first one, $800 each additional one). It seems as though they are simply generating a 3d model using photographs (photos from multiple angles can create 3d geometry by mapping points). Think microsoft photosynth. Then it would seem they are simply shelling it out to a certain thickness, and 3d printing them out. I've seen photos of what 3d printers can print in full color, and they are amazing. Of course a printer that prints these out are probably in the neighborhood of $60-$100k.

I'm guessing he's using something like autodesk's 123-catch (since this is free):
http://www.123dapp.com/catch

Here's a better video of a 3d head:

Keep in mind, these are "masks", but they are static (don't move). Still, it would be interesting to take multiple photos of a celebrity, and create a 3d model.. then pop out a mask and wear it around.

Anyway, here's the link:
http://www.gizmag.com/3d-lifelike-masks-real-f/20134

adding insult to injury

2012-01-26T22:48:00.001-06:00

You sons of bitches! it's bad enough you took away my manhood, now your teasing me with a cake shaped like a penis?! I'll cut you!

swap in the middle of cumming

2012-01-26T22:47:00.001-06:00

You... fucking bitch! I was saving that cum all week, and I didn't even get to enjoy it. That's it, your making me cum twice, get your tongue down here!

boyfriend --> girlfriend = bad idea

2012-01-26T22:46:00.000-06:00

guy feminization party

2012-01-26T22:45:00.003-06:00

MMmmm...
slurrrp...
stick out your tongue
lalalalalala
Rub your boobs against mine
Like this?

sneaky magic ring

2012-01-26T22:44:00.002-06:00

Where's my ring you son of a bitch! You turn me back into a guy right now!
Umm..I may have.. pawned it?

body swap in the middle of sex

2012-01-26T22:43:00.002-06:00

What happened? Why am I staring at myself from the back? OMG, is that my dick?!

bieber makes a pretty girl

2012-01-23T23:02:00.005-06:00

Saw a posting on femulate.. decided to photoshop my own bieber. I like justine bieber much better :-)

lesbians need a 3rd wheel

2012-01-23T22:36:00.007-06:00

Let's turn Jake into a girl! You've been saying how you've been wanting a three-way with another girl
Snicker, your so evil jessica!
Say wha?

Haha! he's already pathetically hung. This won't be much of a challenge at all!
Please ladies, don't do this!

Just a little magic.. ala kazam! *PEEOW!*
What the hell is happening to me?!

Presto! instant vagina!
OMG!! what did you two girls do to me?!

Just lay back and relax jake.. I mean jamie, just a few more changes, like some boobs, and some longer hair. There now, your practically a lady

Mmm.. Jamie's got a pretty nice pussy here, wouldn't you agree Britney?
Mmm.. oh yea!

switcheroo

2012-01-23T06:35:00.005-06:00

10 actors that have crossdressed for roles

2012-01-23T06:06:00.001-06:00

interesting podcast segment.. have a listen

morning stream -10 actors that have crossdressed for roles by nobodyishereman

husband becomes lesbian lover

2012-01-18T22:52:00.009-06:00

Wow honey, I would have thought they'd give you some decent boobs. At least your nipples are hard.

Hey, I said I wanted a shemale, you turned him into a full girl. You better be able to bring his dick back.

I guess you get the full female experience hun, let me give you a taste

Mmm, that feels good

Let's try some toys now, I'll ease this one in slowly...

WOOOOAH!! a little more slowly! Wow, that's what it feels like to have a cock in my vagina? Why don't I play with you for a while?

Mmm.. your doing a really good job down there, almost as if you know how I like to be licked..

Mm... don't stop. this is the best oral job you've ever given me. Maybe there's something to you having a clit that's allowing you to understand my sexual needs.

OMG, I think I'm gonna have a real orgasm.. Oh god honey, don't stop!

sausage fest

2012-01-18T22:47:00.006-06:00

Dude! seriously?! Enough with that stupid magic spell ring. I thought it was just gonna be us 3 guys hanging out tonight watching football?!

Dude, there's too much testosterone in the room, I figured I'd even it out a bit. Now why don't you make that body useful and take some of those clothes off

Guys! seriously, this is ridiculous! And why do I gotta be the woman again, isn't it dave's turn to be the girl?

Nope

Nope

Oh look! Flying bras, guess you can't get dressed, too bad.
You guys are totally taking advantage of me

Oh man, is it me or does john have a really nice ass this time?
Yea man, I really used my imagination this time and gave him a nice looking ass this time, glad you like it.

If I had known this is how I was going to spend my Saturday night, I woulda just stayed home

CEO to secretary

2012-01-18T22:23:00.007-06:00

What the hell did you do to me? A spell? I'm really supposed to believe you changed me into a woman through magic? You want me to what? Take my jacket off and show you my boobs? No fucking way, I already feel vulnerable with clothes on. Your going to fire me?! I own this fucking company! You wouldn't! You'd throw me into the street? Fuck, I guess you got me there, not like anyone is going to believe this story. Fine, I'll show you my boobs.

There, you fucking happy? Here's my boobs, now can you change me back? Pull them out? God your a sick fuck. Fine, let me figure out how to take this bra off.

There, get a good view.. In fact, why don't you take a picture it'll last longer. Yo, up here. Are you listening to me?

Ya know, I don't have a bad body for a broad this age. I guess I'm sort of a MILF. Huh? What?!! You want me to do what? I am NOT sucking your dick!

Holy shit, your HUGE! What a minute, what am I saying? I'm a man, I shouldn't even be interested in this. Oh what the hell, let me at least touch it. Oh my god, it feels so good in my hand. Why am I salvating? I really am under your spell, I... I can't help myself.

Fine, you win. I'll suck your cock. Oh my god, it feels so good in my mouth, I can't wait to make you cum

swapping bodies with co-worker

2012-01-18T22:19:00.003-06:00

OMG! I can't believe I'm in susan's body! I have to take some photographs, this is too good to pass up this opportunity. In fact, I think I need to dig down a little deeper.

Yeaahh.. that's what I'm talking about. I gotta upload these to my flickr account just in case she finds these photos and deletes them. Heck, as long as I'm down to underwear, why not go all the way?

Oh yea, that's what a pussy feels like. Mmm, I might have to do a little more than just take photographs. I think a little masterbation is in order.. Now where's that video setting on this camera?

you can pick your friends but you can't pick your girlfriend

2012-01-18T06:32:00.004-06:00

Yes! the spell from this book worked!
Hey, what the hell happened to me? Why do I have long hair? what's going on?

Look John, I'm horny and your going to take care of me!
Dude, I'm your best friend. You know how sick this is? Get off of me!

The quicker you suck my dick, the quicker this can be over and I can change you back
Ewww! No way man, I'm not going to suck your cock!

bbws that clean up well

2012-01-18T06:21:00.008-06:00

Two women I've noticed lately that have varying looks are Melissa McCarthy (mike & molly), and Adele (that song that plays on the radio about 3 times an hour). I always love seeing how beauty can unravel with the right techniques.

Melissa

Adele

2012 prada shoes - american cars

2012-01-17T06:32:00.002-06:00

Yes, apparently these are real. And if I was very rich I would probably buy a pair (even if they never fit my feet).
http://gizmodo.com/5876110/pradas-2012-spring-shoe-collection-inspired-by-classic-american-cars

transgendered bill, $50 fine for using female bathroom / fitting rooms

2012-01-13T05:55:00.004-06:00

This is just... wow. thank god this bill didn't pass! Senator richard floyd was trying to pass a bill to fine transgendered for trying to use facilities that aren't of their born gender. It's already impossible to change your gender in the state of TN (where he's from). He's quoted as saying:

Floyd said earlier Thursday he introduced the bill after reading a news story about a Texas woman who said she was fired from Macy’s after stopping a male teen dressed as a woman from using a dressing room.

“It could happen here,” Floyd said. “I believe if I was standing at a dressing room and my wife or one of my daughters was in the dressing room and a man tried to go in there — I don’t care if he thinks he’s a woman and tries on clothes with them in there — I’d just try to stomp a mudhole in him and then stomp him dry.

“Don’t ask me to adjust to their perverted way of thinking and put my family at risk,” he said. “We cannot continue to let these people dominate how society acts and reacts. Now if somebody thinks he’s a woman and he’s a man and wants to try on women’s clothes, let him take them into the men’s bathroom or dressing room.”

charles barkley - SNL lesbian

2012-01-09T06:14:00.003-06:00

This week's SNL, charles barkley plays a woman.. not a bad looking one at that

future of sex change

2012-01-06T16:29:00.003-06:00

I don't know how many of you watched adam savage's special (curiosity - can you live forever?):

It talks about many of the current medical technlogies (nanotech, 3d printing cells, stem cell research), and many potential future medical technologies being worked on today.

Then I came across this article (just a year old) that says with current technology of 3d printing, and stem cell research, we will likely either print the body parts we need, or inject instructed stem cells to be injected in key places of the body, and be re-wired from the inside.
http://hplusmagazine.com/2010/11/28/total-gender-change-within-decade

2025: Frank had finally saved up enough money. Him and his doctor scanned his body, made all the changes in the simulation, and he stepped into the machine that looks like a tanning bed. 8 hours later, he awoke and realized his body was completely different.

He was happy to finally be in the body he was always meant to be.

"Thank god for medical science!"

it's ok to wear a wig

2012-01-06T16:05:00.002-06:00

Been a fan of miami ink, also liking NY ink. Watched an episode recently where the shop manager (Jessica Gahring) is at a party, and she decided to take off her wig.

Honestly, it hadn't occurred to me she was a wig wearer. Some may say "does she have cancer? why does she wear a wig?". I guess some women like not having to fuss with hair, plus you can change up your style whenever you want. Got me to thinking, having short hair as a boy and wearing a wig isn't as bad as it might seem.

female hormone plot against hitler

2012-01-06T06:26:00.003-06:00

Came across this interest ing article that britain once pondered putting oestrogen in his food to feminize him so he would be less aggressive (and it wouldn't be detected by his food checkers).
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8285680/spies-plotted-to-put-hormones-in-hitlers-meals

smurfs movie

2012-01-03T06:08:00.002-06:00

Although not really TG, I thought this was a cool transformation scene

Harland williams takes bible thumping employee's side!

2011-12-28T22:14:00.005-06:00

Ok, I just lost all respect for this man. He's actually backing this idiot up.

In case you haven't heard this story yet, basically a 27-year old woman working at macy's flat out told a transgender customer.

http://jezebel.com/5866187/employee-fired-for-harassing-transgender-customer-accuses-macys-of-religious-discrimination

"you can't go into the women's dressing room, you ARE a man", she says. This in itself is horrible. All my viewers probably know what this is like, the constant hassle by society, sometimes even stores (which is amazing, considering the policies in effect that can get those people written up or fired), not to mention the stares, judgements, and sometimes violence by the public. What is this person supposed to do, shop in the men's section? Isn't that going to stir even more outrage from other customers shopping there? If her view is that she should dress like a man to go shopping, she needs a clue.

This christian woman was also quoted as saying "There are no transgenders in the world. A guy can dress up as a woman all he wants, that's still not going to make you a woman". Ok, so if you go by the verse of "god made all people in the image of himself". If there are no transgenders in the world, then what are they? Just men in dresses? Does a man need to cut his penis off to be a female? Oh no, of course not, that's just a man without a penis. Ok, so I guess in her head transgenders are just sick in the head and need help.

She then goes on to quote the bible verse that says "In Deuteronomy 22:5 it does say, "A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this". Oh of course, let's pull out our little bible that is supposed to guide all of us in the right thing to do. I've lost nearly all my faith in the bible. Not because I myself am partially transgender, but because it was written 2000 years ago and doesn't apply today. If you really want to go there, let's quote some other interesting quotes from it:

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

You know what else is VERY prevelant in that wonderful bible of yours? Slavery. that's right, the very thing you broke free from over 200 years ago, the bible talks a bunch about it:
http://www.evilbible.com/Slavery.htm

So anyway, I was listening to the harland highway ep359, and I was floored when he actually backed this woman up, saying that these are hard times and she probably wont' find work. That this customer probably did this on purpose to get her fired, and so they can file a lawsuit against macy's for financial gain. Anyway, if you want to hear this awful 10 minute rant, go listen to it here:

makeup tip - eyeshadow

2011-12-28T00:40:00.003-06:00

This never occurred to me to try this (you would think I would having masked many things before painting). If you want a clean break in your eyeshadow (instead of that blurry cloudy blend you usually get from black shadow overlapping anything else), just use some tape (scotch tape works great). I stumbled upon this while searching "porno makeup" on youtube. I tried it out, and the results are pretty amazing:

Here's an example video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU3hjNlbi6o

pardon my megaphone for a minute

2011-12-27T18:50:00.006-06:00

I hate to use this blog, which is driven to be for entertainment, but I figure if I work so hard on this blog you won't mind me ranting for a bit (if you did, I wouldn't have nearly so many followers).

So where to begin? I guess I'll start with how my wave of recent crossdressing desire reared it's ugly head (not always a bad thing, but when you've been away from it for a while, it feels like a roller coaster when it hits you). So I've been doing some 5k's this year, and during one race my sock must have wrapped itself over my toes, and pulled to the point where it bruised my toenail. Currently my nail is black (and it's not really growing out). It's also not falling out, which concerns me a bit because I'm hoping it's not a dead nail.

Anyway, I got tired of staring at this black toe (sticks out like a sore thumb), so I decided to cover it to make it look more normal. Now I've never been too much of a fan of red nails. It looks like blood if not done perfect, and even then it looks un-natural. So I decided I would try doing a french manicure. I looked around, and found this great polish called barbie:
http://www.zoya.com/content/38/item/Zoya/Zoya-Nail-Polish-Barbie.html

It's a really pretty shade of pink, and makes for a descent shade for french manicure as you can see (warning, I don't have the prettiest feet in the world). The arrow is pointing at the bad toe:

So that got me on my kick. Traveling around during Christmas with painted toes, going to work with painted toes, and none the wiser. I got the urges, I had to expand. I decided my one reasonably priced wig I have isn't cutting it anymore, and the crappy $20 ebay wig looks like crap, so I currently have a wig on it's way from vogue wigs:

No, I didn't get blonde. It's so stereotypical (look at me, I'm a blonde bimbo, yet I'm a man in his 30's). I decided to try a red with brown highlights color, hopefully it suits my face.

Now first let me step back a minute. Earlier this year, I had to chop all my hair off. I was laid off, and knew I wasn't getting anywhere in job interviews because of my appearance. Clean cut haircut and voila! Job in hand. I had really long hair, in fact 14 inches went to locks of love (might as well go to a good cause). I was a little bit saddened at having to do this (even though I didn't let it show, even when people still ask me about it). Part of me didn't care because I'm reaching that age where I'm starting to get grey hairs. Yes I can color it, but greys have a hard texture I can't stand, plus I don't want to be getting my hair colored all the time (even as much fun as that might be to go to a hairdresser to have that done). Once in a while when I'm stressed, I reach to the back of my head by habit looking for a ponytail that isn't there anymore, sort of a lost limb syndrome.

So then last night my wife teases me (like she does often) about how I don't like sex since we don't have it that often. Also saying my new years resolution should be committing to having sex once a week. I start to think about it, and really start to analyze myself. Do I like sex as a guy? Do I not love my wife? Everytime I masterbate, or have sex, it's ALWAYS about me being a girl and satisfying a guy (or being stuck as a girl, you fill in the fictionmania theme, I've had them all). So then I think "Man, what if I'm just not happy as a guy? What if I just can't satisfy my wife anymore? What if she isn't what I want? How would she react if I told her? How hard would it be living with her knowing we were nothing more than friends, roommates?"

I'll tell you what, it scared the crap out of me. I realize I can't keep up this facade that I'm just in a rut. I communicate to her about everything, but this is so big I feel like I can't. At the same time, I know I don't want to transition, but how is she supposed to deal with this? "Sorry honey, I'm in one of my girl waves, I'll see you in a month or so".

So then I decide I've had enough, I decide I need to really get in touch with my body. After fantasizing about having a vagina and a clit for the last couple days, after I crawl into bed with my wife fast asleep, I decide to do some exploring. No, I didn't masterbate, I felt my penis and balls. Now I must preface that one thing that has been with me as long as I can remember is that I'm really sensitive how my balls are touched or played with. My wife has never been with a man where they didn't like their balls stroked. I don't know if it's childhood experience where my dad tickled me when he was drunk and got a little too close to my manhood, or the fact that I have only one descended ball, or the fact that I got a hernia when I was 12, but me and my ball have never been too friendly.

So there I am, lying in bed, hand on my penis. I hold it for a while, decide if I like it being held or not. I'm not sure if I liked the idea of my penis being held, or in the back of my head I'm thinking "yea, if I was a girl, I'd be enjoying holding onto a dick with my soft petite hand". So then it's time to touch the other part. I touch my ball, ok not a great feeling, but not bad. Then I start to stroke it a little, even squeezing lightly. I think "If I had a vagina, this is what it probably feels like but inverted". I didn't like it. Even though I was sorta getting a boner, I really didn't like it.

I sat there and realized I'm not comfortable in my body. As much as I try to deny it, I'm not that crazy about being a guy. Does this mean I have plans to transition? Not likely. I am a woman trapped in a woman's body, and there's not a dam thing I can do about it. "But jessica, thousands of men live as women, and many of them transition into women!" yea, uh-huh, how's that working out? I realize what a struggle it is to make it in this world being somewhat normal, now throw gender confusion into the mix, and your on the fast road to being jobless, and possibly homeless, and alone. How many stories do you read where transgender people are just as miserable on the other side. Yes, there are support groups, there are friends, but I guess my urges just aren't strong enough to make that leap (and they aren't exactly consistant).

So there I laid staring at the ceiling, for at least an hour, looking back at the clock to see how much time has gone by and I couldn't fall asleep. And let me tell you, I'm the type of person that can fall asleep at the drop of a hat, so you know I was bothered by my thoughts last night. I nearly cried, I didn't know what to think anymore. In fact thinking back last night today at work, I nearly had the urge to cry. It's as if my body has released estrogen and I'm thinking like a woman.

But life goes on, and like most people like me, I will continue to put on my metaphoric mask on to satisfy society.

liar.. liar!!

2011-12-19T06:45:00.008-06:00

(Mmmm, look at the rack on this girl!)
(OMG, another perv staring at my chest. I'm so tired of being in this female body)

(This guy has a pretty nice body, I should take it)

"Ha, I just noticed you were staring at my boobs. How'd you like to see them up close?"

"mmwhat? are you serious? well... yea! of course! ha ha"
"Then so it shall be"

"What the hell?? Why am I looking at myself?!"

"Oh my god! You just tricked me into switching bodies! When I agreed to wanting to see them up close, I didn't mean on my own chest! I'm gonna knock you out!"

"Owww... it's always so painful to body swap"

transgendered.. is it destiny?

2011-12-12T22:52:00.003-06:00

Ok, so for some reason the other night, I had a dream I was sucking my own cock. Yea, like none of you ever had that dream. As the dream went on, I remembered feeling very tired because it was so hard to keep my back arched. Then my wife came over, and she started sucking it for me, but deep down I just wanted to suck a cock (anybody's cock).

Didn't think much of it, then this morning I get this email from some guy that wants to meet. Not another crossdresser, a guy. Now I've dabbled in craigslist ads, most of them go nowhere once a few pics exchange. I don't know how this person got my contact info on here? on urnotalone? on an ad I placed on (dateacrossdresser.com) from eons ago? Really I have no clue, and I'm not sure I want to reply, but you know what? It feels good. Someone reached out to me, DESIRED me. Whether this person is serious, whether anything happens, if I take nothing else from this, it felt good that someone actually thinks I'm attractive/feminine enough to contact.\

So then I think back to that dream, was it foreshadowing something? It seems awfully coincidental, and a part of me is a little scared by that.

transgender reference on simp sons

2011-12-12T22:36:00.002-06:00

In the future, lisa goes on the internet, and as expected facebook butts in and wants her to confirm or deny friend requests. She finds that martin prince has become marsha princess

ever wanted to know what it's like to be a cheerleader?

2011-12-07T21:23:00.004-06:00

Check out this POV video of a cheerleader taken with a gopro camera, it's like I'm there!
http://gizmodo.com/5865666/what-being-a-college-cheerleader-looks-like-from-her-point-of-view

cleveland gender swap

2011-12-05T21:47:00.007-06:00

"Did you put something in this gravy? it tastes funny"

"Hmm.. I can't place my finger on it, but there's definitely something in this gravy"

LITTLE does rallo know, we switched his regular gravy for new transgender gravy, now with less chunks!

Several hours later....

"Oh my goodness, I'm a girl!"

"Look dad, rallo is crossdressing again!"

"It's not crossdressing if your actually a woman, look!"

body swap with a cashier

2011-12-05T06:09:00.014-06:00

"Hmm.. this guy looks gullible.. and rich. I bet I could swap bodies with him"

"Hey there, how would you like to see my boobs?"

"Are you serious? Right here? Sure why the hell not?"

"Then.. Look into my eyes!"

"Eeerrp! what the hell is happening to me?!"

"Wha.. what the hell? why am I looking at myself?"

"I feel weird, what the hell?! I have boobs!"

"What the hell did you just do?!"

"I asked if you wanted to see my boobs, well now you can look at them whenever you want"

"This is bullshit and you know it! That was a trick question! You can't leave me stuck in this body, as a cashier girl! I have like millions of dollars in my bank account!"

"Then let me write you a check and I'll say good day to you"

crossdresser tv weekend

2011-11-21T05:51:00.004-06:00

Quite the tg-theme going on television. First SNL features a digital short where at the very end, the guy from the muppet movie and "how I met your mother" dresses up as a prostitute:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/digital-short-seducing-women-through-chess/1369505

Then on american dad, Stan uses virtual avatar technology to become a girlfriend for his son, not unlike the movie "surrogates"

And finally, robot chicken had a scene where the terminator steals sara conner's legs:
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/youre-terminated.html

80's tv - night court

2011-11-06T20:43:00.002-06:00

I remember going to bed at like 10pm as a kid. I would always watch one show before falling asleep, and I was pretty spoiled looking back that I had my own TV in my room (yes I know this is the norm now, but not back then unless you were fairly well off). Anyway, around that time there were certain re-runs that would play at that time. TAXI was one, honeymooners was another. But on WGN I remember them playing reruns of the show "night court" for the longest time. One episode in particular was when some guy was trying to show up judge stone's magic by doing something better than him, and at one point dan fielding becomes the butt of his joke by giving him breasts. I always thought how cool it would be to have something like that (even though it's obviously just a couple of bags of air with a pump on his back).

female reporter sounds male

2011-10-29T20:00:00.001-05:00

This isnt' a dub. The female reporter decided to be funny off camera and lip-synch along with the male reporter by reading off the teleprompter. Makes for an interesting video

another one of those body swap stories

2011-10-18T22:03:00.010-05:00

Nice to meet you!
Not as nice to meet you.. Just watch what happens!

Holy shit! How did I get in your body?! I have boobs!
Yea, and now I have your cock. I think I'll play with it, I miss bein a dude

Dude seriously? Your just gonna whip it out and start stroking it? I wouldn't even do that.
Like your not curious about my body over there. Why don't you try playing with it.
Fine, whatever

Holy cow, my cock looks so much bigger in this tiny little body
Yea, why don't you stroke it for me

*giggle* this feels all sorts of wrong. I mean, I'm holding onto my cock, and yet it's not even attached to me

(Oh what the hell, I might as well enjoy this. Mmm, I can get a real good grip from this angle)

Dude, are you about to pop? You better warn me, I'm gonna be seriously pissed if you squirt cum on me

Oh gross dude, you got cum all over my hands. Can you hand me a towel or something?

no such thing as pink???

2011-10-18T21:25:00.004-05:00

Oh heavens this can't be!!!

high heels for men on the rise?

2011-10-18T21:19:00.002-05:00

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2050300/High-heels-men-rise.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

kryptonite

2011-10-15T06:49:00.002-05:00

Lex luther had finally figured out how to defeat superman.. Make him a woman

pray

2011-10-15T06:27:00.003-05:00

God.. please turn me back into a guy. Wishing to be a girl was a really stupid wish now that it actually happened. I have no identification, no job, this is the worst thing I could have possibly wished for.

contract

2011-10-15T06:26:00.001-05:00

Son of a bitch! according to this contract I'm stuck as a woman for another 2 months?!!

what's in my water?

2011-10-14T18:48:00.004-05:00

Saw this on my way home today

I don't know what's in my water, but I know what's in your water... estrogen :-) Your repair guy looks like a girl now

and we wonder why some women feel entitled

2011-10-14T06:27:00.003-05:00

this is the epitamy of how this world turns out snotty bitches. Some buyer at JcPenney thought this was a good shirt to sell in their stores:

Thankfully it got pulled. Beauty should be embraced, not used as a bargaining chip. Read more about it here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/31/jcpenney-too-pretty-for-homework_n_943423.html

jimmy fallon, forever in drag

2011-10-14T06:20:00.003-05:00

This time he spoofs every political campaign, including michele bachmann. Give it a watch
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/13/jimmy-fallon-gop-political-ads-video_n_1008704.html

woman driving my car

2011-10-07T06:42:00.002-05:00

This ever happen to you? your driving along, you look in your rear view mirror. You see a woman driving a car behind you.. the same car you are. Then the fantasy kicks in, you start imagining that she's really you. Some supernatural force turned you into a woman, and yet you drive along in your car as if nothing happened. This is your new life, in your new body. yea.. that happened to me yesterday driving home

and now a message from our sponser...

2011-10-03T21:35:00.001-05:00

real-time face substitution

2011-09-20T06:29:00.004-05:00

This is pretty amazing stuff (even if it is rough right now), it surely has serious potential. Looks like it only runs on mac, and it's raw code (not something you can install easily), but hopefully someone will take this to the next level.

I'm lovin the marylin monroe and paris hilton face :-)

Faces from arturo castro on Vimeo.

female POV porn (NSFW)

2011-09-09T18:53:00.001-05:00

Ok, so we've seen plenty of porn where the guy has the camera, looking down at the girl giving him a blowjob. A dime a dozen you might say. Sometimes you'll get a guy wearing a helmet cam going down on a girl. What if you have fantasies of being a girl, and want that point of view? There's like one site, and it's all the same girl, and she treats the guys like crap (and they do all the work, so you see a lot of her pointing the camera down at the guy licking her pussy, or her insulting him as he's pushing his cock into her). Here's an example:
http://xxxbunker.com/female_pov_anal_sex

I've yet (until recently) to run into a single porn where it's the female perspective giving a hand/blowjob. I just happened to run across one that has a short scene of exactly what I describe.

I'm not really sure why this isn't filmed more? Is it because girls don't get off on watching POV porn? All I know is that I wish there were more like this out there

happy 65th birthday, freddy mercury

2011-09-05T12:30:00.005-05:00

That is of course.. if he were still alive. oh well, it's still fun to celebrate a great musician

Google has done a doodle of him:

And who can forget this great video:

Also watch a queen concert in it's entirety today:
http://www.youtube.com/user/queenofficial

model / comedian

2011-09-02T17:40:00.009-05:00

I was listening to the harland highway (harland williams podcast), and he had a friend / guest on his show named amber rachelle coyle. I was really digging her comedy on the show because she really seemed like a tomboy that could hang with the guys. I'm thinking "well, she sounds sorta sexy and fun, but I bet she doesn't look all that great. Typical "I was born with comedy, not looks department", but then I looked her up.. Holy shit she's gorgeous!

Started browsing through her site:
http://www.ambercoyle.com

Looks like she's a model first, and now wants to get into comedy. Probably not a bad idea for something to fall back on. Lord knows models have a short life-span. I say good for her, do what you love. There's obvious reasons why tomboys (who are also pretty) are such a turn-on.. I can imagine a transgender woman having some of the same traits. Desire to be beautiful, but still have that masculine personality.

You can hear more of her farting and burping on the podcast:
http://harland.buzzsprout.com/831/30623-podcast-314

Also check out this stand-up clip (where she starts out wearing a tie t-shirt and bending over showing her butt-crack like a plumber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu45eY6FaFw

double life

2011-09-02T06:52:00.003-05:00

I was thinking the other day, that we as trans-folk really live double lives (especially those of us who keep this side of our lives private). It's not unlike the movie true lies. You know, that arnold Schwarzenegger film where he's really works for the CIA, but his wife thinks he has a boring job
selling computers.

Reason this came up is because a friend on facebook was looking for where to buy a good (and cute) apron. I nearly immediately jumped on and commented to say "oh there's great ones on ebay", then realized "wait, I can't do that. Wouldn't she find it odd that a man would know where to buy a fairly obscure item like that?" Then I sort of frumped because it was one of those moments where I really wanted to be part of the conversation, but knew doing so would reveal too much. Scuse me while I slip into my double agent uniform.

oral fixation anyone?

2011-08-31T22:28:00.001-05:00

So lately at work, I've been having an issue with chewing. I don't smoke, never have. Sometimes I know I'll be full, but I'll still want to chew on something. Often I want gum, but I don't always have any, so then thoughts of "oral fixation" enter my mind, and I start to think about a cock in my mouth. Seriously, I have these thoughts because I think "well, I have no gum, and I can't keep shoving food in my mouth or I'll gain 20 pounds. Anyone have a cock they need sucked on?"

Anyone else have these thoughts during the day?

keith moon.. one of us!

2011-08-31T22:17:00.000-05:00

So I was watching Top gear, and alice cooper was on Top Gear UK to drive one of the "reasonably priced cars", and he revealed that Keith Moon (yes, the one from The doors).. you know, like pinball wizard

Was once seen dressed as a french maid cleaning his house. Not one to judge of course, in fact it's great to hear stories like this. The more celebrities I hear that have crossdressed makes me feel more normal.

Anyway, here it is.. Watch about 3 minutes in:

Top Gear Reasonably Priced Car with Alice Cooper from TheKCB on Vimeo.

male or female? measure the face with the golden ratio

2011-08-30T05:58:00.001-05:00

I've always known about this mathematical formula for measuring beauty, but I'm not so sure I realized there was a separate one for gender. Watch this video as this guy applies the formula to modify a female face into a male one. It's not that unlike what a plastic surgeon might do for female facialization

face mate

2011-08-29T23:29:00.000-05:00

I don't know whether to be amazed, or creeped out. Apparently there is a dating site where algorithms will match a male and female facial characteristics. Sometimes it's a little too accurate, look how freaky similar this couple looks. first photo is untouched, 2nd photos is faces swapped, scary..

http://www.findyourfacemate.com

earliest transgender media exposure

2011-08-27T19:38:00.001-05:00

I had always thought it was donahue, but I think this is actually the first (though not realizing it being only 8 years old). This is an early 80's video, and it features several transvestites (one in particular the blonde). I remember it as a kid, and loved it for it's "campground" theme.

Explanation of the video:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoop_Shoop_Diddy_Wop_Cumma_Cumma_Wang_Dang

realistic female mask

2011-08-19T20:42:00.000-05:00

Though not quite on par of the same quality as SPFX masks (who still hasn't done the pretty female mask they promised), this isn't half bad. Surely better than most of the female masks you see, fairly realistic movement
http://compositeeffects.com/blog/product-catalog/silicone-masks/roxy-mask

Face sort of reminds me of ana gasteyer from SNL

that's what she said

2011-08-17T22:02:00.000-05:00

We're having a party, wanna cum?
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Ha haha haha ha ha!

Are you gonna kiss me or what?
that's.. mmmrph.. what.. mrrphhhh she said

Michael, why are we talking about drugs? This makes me uncomfortable
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Micheal, you have to fire someone today. We have too much overhead
"That's what she said"
Michael I'm serious, find someone we can let go

They say you are what you eat, and you become what you preach. Eventually, Michael used that catch-phrase so much that his body started to genetically mutate until he became a woman.

Michael, you really have to stop. I think it's starting to have an effect on your body.\
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! No.. actually.. That's what I said! That's right, I am now my own joke!

This continued on, Michael being completely oblivious to the effects it was having on him. His body continued to morph until it became an overflow of estrogen and turned him into a sexpot.

The office has a new boss, and she's the center of attention. She'll make you laugh hard!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

adam carolla bashes LGBT community

2011-08-17T18:16:00.000-05:00

Adam carolla...

he's slowly becoming the Andy rooney of our generation.

Seems like he just bitches about everything lately. I really enjoyed his podcast and his love of cars.. Until he went off on a rant and basically bashed all transgendered. He's the type of person that if he doesn't understand something, he'll just mock it. It's one thing to make jokes about stupidity, or something you can control, but to make the statement about a group of people like "When did we start giving a sh*t about these [transgender] people?", that's just pure hatred. I used to really respect this man, not so sure anymore. Seems like he's just an unhappy celebrity that feels like the world owes him something.

"The car show" on the SPEED channel is considering dropping his contract, and G.L.A.D. is trying to get his podcast pulled as well.

If you want to hear it without having to download the podcast, here it is:

cock stealer

2011-08-16T23:16:00.001-05:00

Heyyy!! what the hell happened? why do you look like me? What a minute, I'm not me!

That right there is MY cock, give it back!
Easy easy, I can explain

I'm not playing! Give me my body back. I don't know how you swapped bodies with me, but switch us back RIGHT NOW! Heyy.. this cock sort of feels good in my hand

Oh my god, your so hard! and yet, I can't stop holding onto it. I think I'm actually getting turned on by my cock. I gotta see it!

Holy shit! This looks so much bigger in these tiny little hands. I feel.. compelled to stroke it.

OH my god, these feelings are so strange to me, I think I'm actually getting turned on. I.. want to suck it so badly.

*lick lick*
I'm so going to blow you

gullible

2011-08-15T22:17:00.001-05:00

Les Vampyres 2

2011-08-12T06:11:00.000-05:00

This "film" looks interesting, great scene here

super babe - lost trailer

2011-08-02T21:53:00.000-05:00

for the LONGEST time (6 years now), I couldn't remember what the hell the name of this "spoof trailer" was. I swore it was called super girl. Finally stumbled upon it today. figured since google video is going away, I should directly embed it on this blog.

it's a fake movie trailer about a guy that becomes a female superhero when he wears this "magical" garter belt. It's funny, weird, and a little sexy at the same time.
Google video

willam belli

2011-07-18T06:55:00.001-05:00

You might remember this mcgyver parody video from many years back:

Well for her new movie "ticked off trannies"

She did a music video parody of "millionaire" called "the vagina song"

another kinnect hack

2011-07-11T06:58:00.000-05:00

Ok, so now we have 3d clothes that move with your body, and of course a guy wearing a skirt or two. Granted there's some definate lag (hopefully fixed with more efficient programming), but this shows new promise in virtual crossdressing. Check it out!
http://www.engadget.com/2011/07/08/kinect-hack-promises-youll-wear-flowery-skirts-and-youll-like

Virtual Dressing Room from ARBUZZ on Vimeo.

chinese male cheerleader (in uniform)

2011-06-30T13:27:00.000-05:00

This cheerleader has balls, literally. Supposedly this is at some university in China. What makes it interesting, he isn't trying hard to pass (no makeup or wig), but dressed in uniform, and his moves are so good and his body is so thin that he hardly stands out

reflecting back

2011-06-28T07:18:00.001-05:00

When I was a guy, my penis was this small. Now I have a clit that's even smaller, but at least I'm normal now

OMG!

2011-06-28T07:16:00.000-05:00

WHY AM I A GIRL?!! how did this happen??

unsatisfied customer

2011-06-28T07:15:00.000-05:00

Really? You turn me into this porno slut bimbo? If your going to make me a girl, can I at least be a little more wholesome, not whoreish

happy customer

2011-06-28T07:14:00.000-05:00

Oh my god I'm so happy! I love my long hair and being so girly!

couple swap

2011-06-28T07:13:00.000-05:00

So how'd you like cumming as a guy?
I loved it, how'd you like cumming as a woman?
It was fabulous!

get suckin

2011-06-28T07:12:00.000-05:00

you want ME to suck this cock? But I've only been a girl for like 5 minutes, couldn't I ease into this womanhood thing a little slower?

impersonator

2011-06-27T07:00:00.000-05:00

Something doesn't look right with your hair.. Is... is that a wig? Your not even a real woman are you?

Well.. you see...

don't mess with the zoltan

2011-06-27T06:59:00.001-05:00

I'm going to yank the hair right off your scalp bitch! Turn me back into a guy right now!!

I'm going to break your neck! Hand over that magical ring RIGHT NOW!

better as a girl?

2011-06-27T06:58:00.001-05:00

This is so awesome. As a guy, girls could care less about me. Now that I'm a hot girl, I've got men fighting over me. I feel so flattered!

pillow fight loss

2011-06-27T06:57:00.001-05:00

Ha ha haaa! you think you can win a pillow fight just because you once used to be a guy? Your a weak girl now, and you'll do what I say now!

fight poolside

2011-06-27T06:56:00.001-05:00

I'm going to squeeze your boob until it falls off if you don't change me back into a guy. This bikini is killing me!

guy to callgirl

2011-06-27T06:54:00.000-05:00

Where's that magic spell book, I'm tired of being a call girl!

CEO to secretary

2011-06-27T06:52:00.001-05:00

Listen bitch, turn me back into a man right now, I'm sick of this! Ever since you turned me into a girl, my boss has demoted me to secretary!

*whack!*, take this elbow to the face! Don't think you can just boss me around, you don't have the strength you once had.

New to makeup

2011-06-27T06:51:00.000-05:00

Erp! this makeup thing isn't as easy as I thought. How do women figure this out?

indecent proposal

2011-06-27T06:50:00.000-05:00

No fucking way, I'm not gonna be your girlfriend dude. We're best friends, this is awkward as it is!

ginger

2011-06-27T06:49:00.002-05:00

Woah! being a male ginger is bad enough, now I'm a female redhead?!!

who am I?

2011-06-27T06:49:00.001-05:00

I was a man last night, who's body am I in?

brain memory expansion - for reals! (warning - this is science)

2011-06-21T17:51:00.000-05:00

I read this article, and dozens of scenarios flooded my head.
http://gizmodo.com/5813821/scientists-create-first-memory-expansion-for-brain

In a nutshell, with a rat, they were able to implant a memory via a digital version of their memory cell. They flipped the switch, rat remembers. Flip it off, rat forgets.

They plan to try monkeys next, which of course could very well reach (within ethical limits) human testing.

So if our memories are what makes us what we are, and those memories could be saved (and transferred), what's to say it's not like the matrix? Download a program, and "I know kung-fu!"

Now let's go beyond combat. Let's say useful everyday stuff. My car breaks, do I call the mechanic, or do I download the latest chilton manual that applies to my car and fix it myself?

Now let's talk serious usefulness. I'm a crossdresser that sucks at makeup, I have no idea how to style my hair, I have horrible fashion sense. I download all the knowledge that a supermodel would have, and suddenly I can make myself look good now!

For that manner, why not download brain implants that would give you feminine mannerisms? female vocals? Granted it can't modify your vocal chords, but speaking female is 75% inflection.

Now this would NOT allow you to body swap (move memories from one body to another), we are talking about memories not conscienceness. However, that's not to say you couldn't have fun with it. I mean best case scenario, you could take the memories of a woman, swap it with a guy, and each would remember being the other person, but look down and realize they were someone else. Again, this wouldn't be body transfer. It'd be like if I was a guy, and suddenly my memories got swapped with a woman, I'd have all her memories growing up, everything I experienced in her life, knowledge of what I look like, what my body feels like, and then suddenly looking down and realizing I'm not who I am. In other words, it'd be like a reverse sex change (thinking you used to be a woman, but are actually a man now, even though you always have been).

weird al - perform this way officially released

2011-06-20T06:16:00.000-05:00

His video is officially released:
http://www.vevo.com/watch/weird-al-yankovic/perform-this-way-parody-of-born-this-way-by-lady-gaga/USZM21100078

I'd sort of like to review it a bit. Obviously this video took a LOT of work. Lots of costume changes, lots of makeup. Even though he's being silly, some of the outfits look really good (and great makeup). Here are some snapshots:

All pretty believable. Then there are parts where you go "Hmm.. he looks a little too good, I question if that's really his body"

Mayyybe that's him

Blurred out, but still looks too wide hips for a guy

Ok yea, I'm not so sure about now

Look at them hips, they'd make shakira jealous.

Even with your intestine hanging out your stomach, still looking like a hot body there Al. So then I managed to snatch this frame:

If you click and zoom on the photo, you can see a somewhat bad photoshop job. The hair is way too far down on his head.. IE they cropped his head on someone else's body for at least some of the shots (I believe some of them were of him in a dress). Does this take anything away from the video? I don't think so, it's still an amazingly well done video, and I applaud him for FINALLY doing drag after all these years.

werid al - perform this way

2011-06-19T06:00:00.000-05:00

Although the video doesn't officially release until tomorrow, there's a couple sneak peeks posted:
http://blog.vh1.com/2011-06-17/exclusive-video-sneak-peek-weird-al-yankovic-perform-this-way/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/17/weird-al-previews-perform-this-way-video_n_879135.html

pregnancy simulator

2011-06-16T17:54:00.000-05:00

So I've talked about gadgets that simulate menstrual cycle:
http://tgfictionmania.blogspot.com/2010/06/menstruation-machine.html

And I've seen fat suits and pregnancy vests that simulate weight, but never before have I seen something that simulates a fetus moving around and kicking, which also responds to rubbing of the belly.. and yes, it's meant to give men better understanding of what it's like to be pregnant.
I find this fascinating!

http://gizmodo.com/5812212/a-fat-suit-you-can-wear-to-mimic-a-9+month-pregnancy-in-two-minutes

one shot

2011-06-15T21:56:00.001-05:00

I think it was adam carolla that said once on his podcast during one of his rants.. Everyone should get one bullet when they're born. They're allowed to shoot one asshole, and that's it. They get one chance to shoot someone. It would make people much more on edge and think twice before they do something stupid for fear of the consequences.

I thought today, what if you took that same concept, but it was everyone gets one chance to change the gender of another person. No explanation, no reason, every person born on this planet gets one chance to change another person's gender. Think about how much more open minded we would all be, and how sexism would be abolished?

Yea I used to be the CEO of this company.. Now I'm the secretary of the CEO ever since one of my co-workers couldn't take my attitude anymore and changed me into a chic. I refuse to give up my cigars though, even though they cost me like 1/2 my measly salary now.

Yea, your not so tough now are ya, ya bully! Or should I say sissy now, try to punch me now!

Give you all my money? How bout I give you all my gender-swap? There, how do you like wearing pink bank robber?

You know what officer James.. I don't think I really deserve this stupid 3mph above the limit speeding ticket.. In fact, I think I should call you officer Jamie

Hey, screw you judge! I'm innocent I tell you, his lawyer is lying. You know what, I'm using my get out of jail free card.. There, have fine living the rest of your life as a woman judge judy!

Why don't you blow me cocksucker! In fact, let's make that literally!

katy perry - last friday night

2011-06-13T19:58:00.000-05:00

Love this video because it's so 80's! my favorite fashion period.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A

augmented reality shopping one step closer

2011-06-13T18:07:00.000-05:00

I blogged about this a while back:
http://tgfictionmania.blogspot.com/2009/06/although-not-exactly-realistic-yet-this.html

It's one step closer. Granted attaching 3d purses to yourself isn't exactly as complicated as mapping new clothing on your body, this is a step in the right direction!
http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/13/kinectshop-concept-is-ready-to-televise-your-shopping-revolution

KinectShop from Razorfish - Emerging Experiences on Vimeo.

200 followers?!!

2011-06-05T13:54:00.001-05:00

Yeesh! I can't believe I have this many people following this blog. Some days (comparing to other blogs), I think I suck. I don't put in nearly the same effort, but maybe my ideas are good.. Or maybe I update JUST enough to not feel overwhelming? whatever I'm doing, I'm glad to have so many people interested in what I do

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok

2011-06-05T12:35:00.001-05:00

I cut down trees.. I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra..

IIII wish I'd been a girlie, just like my grannnnd.. papa!

quarter back to cheerleaders

2011-06-05T12:26:00.000-05:00

"What the hell?!! You can't just turn the starting lineup for the high school football team into cheerleaders. That's.. that's cheating, that's unsportsmanlike... That's.. wrong on so many levels! I feel so naked in this.. PINK top?! OMG I feel so queer!"

drunk guy passes out

2011-06-05T12:25:00.001-05:00

Oh man, I can't wait till fat tony wakes up and realizes we used a magic spell to turn him into a chick!

trading places

2011-06-05T12:15:00.000-05:00

transgenders taking a beating

2011-06-01T22:22:00.001-05:00

First the incident at mcdonalds, then not longer after a simliar beating at a 7-11?
http://unicornbooty.com/2011/05/7-11-is-the-new-mcdonalds-transgender-woman-beaten-unconscious-at-store

I for one, would not go out in public as a woman unless:
1. I had at least one other person with me, or
2. I had multiple weapons to defend myself. Seriously, I would not dare walk out in public without at least mace and perhaps a tazer. If someone is going to start some shit with me, I'm going to defend myself. I might also consider hiding a spycam somewhere on me (perhaps my purse) to record the incident.

Seriously though, you almost have to go out dressed as a superhero. Say hello to my 16 gauge thick bracelets, how's that feel in your forehead?