Sunday, February 28, 2010

another example of gender unfairness

Here's a short video about the new website called "Chat roulette". In the video, you can see that not only is it filled with a bunch of horny guys, but when you yourself are a guy, you tend to get "nexted" as the term they coined. When they switch it to a girl, suddenly both guys and girls stay on longer, and treat her with more respect.

chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

In the future part 3


In the future, nanobots will be everywhere, expecially in the things we eat and drink, and have hundreds of functions. One of them will be to rewire your DNA, making it possible to do everything from curing baldness to...


Completely changing your gender.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

in the future part 2







Surrogates is an interesting movie, especially if your into the whole body swap (or borrowed body fantasy).
*SPOILER ALERT*
In one scene they even show that one of the female surrogates is actually being controlled by a fat bald guy, and in another scene the creator is shown taking over a female body, who kills himself, and the cop takes over that female surrogate body. Let's take some captions from the movie and re-write it a little shall we?


David was bored with his male surrogate body. He wanted to try something different, something a little sexier, perhaps a little kinky? His computer was hooked up to his new surrogate body, all he had to do was jack in


He was jacked in, and he could feel his new body


"woah, this was surreal" he thought to himself. He had always imagined what it might be like to really be female, but he had no idea it would be so dis-orienting. His mind couldn't handle the feelings he was having, suddenly inside a beautiful woman's body. He needed to escape, he needed to disconnect from his surrogate.


"Crap, it's malfunctioning. It's not letting me log off! Oh my god, I'm going to be stuck in this female body, this is so embarrasing! I can't even call tech support, I totally jacked into this body illegally, what am I going to do now?!"


There was only one solution, he would have to attempt to manually shut down his surrogate body. That way, by default, his mind would detach from his surrogate body


He reached up behind his head, looking for the panel access where his motherboard was stored. If he could eject that, his body should shut down.
"Crap, this is so hard to find as it is, let alone trying to do it while inside the body, and with all this long blonde hair to boot. Did I just say to boot? Wow, I need to get out of this body before these female ideas invade my brain!"


He finally managed to shut it down, and he was free from this body

in the future part 1

Thought it'd be nice to envision what the future might hold for us in some future world. Let's start off with temporary sex changes. I think perhaps one day it might be so easy, and so cheap to alter our bodies that they're even sold at convenience stores like 7-eleven.

Of course that won't change the fact that humans aren't always so clear

"Yeah, can I get pick 5 lotto and a sex change"
"That will be 100 euros.. Thank you, here is your change, pleeese come egain!"
"woo hoo.. here comes the laser beam to reprogram my internal nanobots and.."

"Ahhhd!! what'd happened to me? Why d'am I indeean?"
"Sir, u did not spec ee fi any parrrameters, I picked a rrrandom body. Next time perhaps you could give me some more input"

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Saturday, February 20, 2010

peter and lois switch places

Since this doesn't seem to be on youtube anywhere I decided to post it

Friday, February 19, 2010

revenge


"Oh yeah? Two can play at the magic game. You make me a chic, I make you a foot tall!"

switcheroo


She grabbed her old body by the tie he was wearing, and asked "hey! what did you do? Why am I in YOUR body?!"

Thursday, February 18, 2010

pedicure


When he awoke, he looked down at his shaved legs, and realized his toes had just been freshly painted. Where was he, and more importantly.. Who was he? Or should he say she?

Sunday, February 14, 2010

happy valentines day!


"Oh honey, this is the best valentine's gift a guy could ever ask for, I love my female body! What do you say we give it a little spin?"

the jetsons


"Honey! The auto closet is messed up again, it thinks I'm you again. Can you do me a favor and videocall the repairman, I'm not dressed appropriately at the moment", said the husband.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

blog cleanup




Did a little work on the blog today, added some widgets (hadn't realized I had that option), made a banner. Hopefully this makes things a little more inviting to visit?

non-chalant transformation


Wow, you really did it. You changed me into a woman. Nice job on the breasts by the way.


Mmm.. they feel so soft and squishy, and these long nails feel good too!

Time to get a little more intimate with this body, and I'm sure the soap suds will feel sensual against my body


You can leave now, this isn't a show. Shut the door on your way out

Friday, February 12, 2010

how could this happen?



But doctor! this is impossible, how can I be a girl? I was a dude like just a couple hours ago, and now your telling me I have a fully functional vagina?

According to this stethoscope you are.. even though this instrument really isn't used for such a thing.. Yea just visually I would say your a woman.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

all tied up at the moment


Turning me into a girl was one thing, but why do you have me tied up? This really isn't comfortable at all and.. Hey, where you going? Why are you climbing on top of the bed and kneeling behind me. Where are you sticking that thing?! OMG!!

geek to chic


Ever since John became a joni, he's gone from being picked on by douches, to douches begging him to sleep with them. He really enjoyed making them grovel.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Your my kinda people

I'm sure I'm not alone in this. If your subscribed to this blog, then much like me you probably have some "autogynapheliac" tendencies. I remember as a kid reading some teen magazine, and they had this comic in it every month called "bummers".

It'd be a short couple sentences that would talk about something we all share in common that we hate.

Peter Griffin from the family guy had a segment on the news called "grind my gears"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeRxcRP-wE

And then there's the famed george carlin standup talking about our similarities, which was pretty ground breaking because most comics talked about our differences (many still do)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgps85scy1g

So today, I realize I can't be alone in this. For many of us, dressing up is a turn on. Of course this often leads to self-gratification. Unlike a guy, who usually just takes everything off, shoots his load, and then wipes himself down, we're usually wearing clothes (remember that thing that turns us on). Of course what's the first thing you think about after ejaculating? "Ok, get up slowly.. Move your dress out of the way, don't get cum on your panty hose, etc"


You end up doing quite the contortionist jagged walk to the nearest bathroom to clean up, while holding clothes out of the way, and while trying to find a clean finger to do so. It's an odd feeling too because on one half of your brain, your a guy that just went, so you think "screw that bitch, I got my rocks off". But then your other half of the brain goes "Are you kidding me? This is an expensive dress, and every wash cycle wears the elastic out just a bit more in this hosiery". Some also experience some guilt, like "I can't believe you just spent 2 hours picking out an outfit, doing your hair, makeup, all for a slightly better cum!" It's a cycle that can really wear down your brain, you honestly start to think your crazy, almost a split personality.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

slanted



It's bad enough being transformed into a woman, but do I also have to be lopsided?!!

ferris bueller's way off

So far off in fact that..


He's not even a boy anymore..

"I asked for a car, I got boobs. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"