I refuse to wear a dress!

"You may have turned me into a woman, but I am NOT wearing a dress! I am so taking this off and.. Holy crap! I have nothing on underneath this!"

DJ girl

DJ nobody wasn't the most popular guy in the world. He thought perhaps if he chose a career as a DJ, people would start to like him. Unfortunately, his dorky appearance and poor music taste didn't help any. That was until he visited a little shop in the mall one day called SRU. The wizard told him he could change his life...

Now he was a super hot babe, and his taste in music changed too. He'd even scratch and mashup songs together now.

He decided to dress it up a little, give his act a little class

He couldn't be happier now, and his schedule was fully booked for every club in the state.

cover blown

"Hey johnson, what's up?"

flickrbabes.com gone :-(

Some may know this site, most probably not. Looks like it JUST shut down. It was a site where users hand picked beautiful women from flickr. Mostly models, some amateur photos done tastefully. Many of them are quite caption worthy. It's sad to see a great site like this end.

"Wonderful! Now those perverted autogynapheliacs won't exploit my photos anymore! Bout time!"

I want to see my penis

"No way we just switched bodies! Let me see my penis, I bet it's as big as I imagine it to be!"

"Heh, I bet you'd be surprised on that end honey"

when do you change back?

"So how long before your girlfriend changes you back into a guy?"

"She said she's not going to until I apologize for my chauvinistic comment I made. Little does she know, this isn't a punishment, I'm totally enjoying this!

holy hundred followers!

And beyond...

Never thought I'd get this many people to read my postings on anything. Welcome all followers

Sorry for the lack of updates, work has been crazy (unpaid overtime), and I'm usually drained by the time I get home.

Husbands dressed as wives ask for nooners

"Hi honey, it's me.... your husband! who else would be calling you at work? Listen, I'm lying in bed with my female bodysuit on and wearing the cutest little lingerie.. why don't you cut out of work early and we can play around a lil"

jason bateman in orbitz gum viral ad

Thought this was interesting. You might remember jason bateman from the movie hancock, perhaps arrested development? Hogan's heros?

Looks like he's in a viral ad.. and he plays a female stripper. Enjoy!

Rescue me... from crossdressing

So a couple weeks ago (episode 5?), Tommy (played by Denis Leary, who's a super macho firefighter) gets so shit-faced that the girl he meets decides that since he's so boring and can't really perform, that she'd have a little fun with him and dress him up. The really interesting thing is I believe Leary is the creator/writer/producer of the show. So either he's sorta secretly into crossdressing, or he thinks the most fucked up thing you could end up doing while drunk is crossdressing?

"Tommy, you remember what I did to you last night?"

"Can't say that I do, I was really drunk last night"

"oooh ho ho ho! These pictures are priceless!"

"Let me see!"

"Nice earrings there tommy!"

"Looks like you liked the bra too!"

"Ahhhh! ha ha ha! I am so putting these on my facebook page!"

"Glad I was able to entertain you"

begging

"Oh pleeeease honey! Can I be the wife this weekend? It's my birthday, and I'm supposed to get whatever I want".

If women had cocks

"Holy shit! So that's what a male orgasm feels like? It was so quick and powerful, I wanna go again! What do you mean I have to wait for it to build up again, I can't have a multiple orgasm?"

feminize him!

It won't be long now brad. your hair is long, your face is becoming female, your boobs are growing out, your dick is all you have left of your manhood. Soon that will turn into a vagina, and you'll be one of us.. ONE OF US!!

depo-provera

Honey! I think there's something wrong with the birth control. Now when I have my time of the month, my vagina turns into a cock!

boy meets world

It's TV time! Get your popcorn ready, because we're taking a look at (boy meets world). Now there were two episodes (if I recall correctly). One involved two guys in college who dress in drag to avoid some guys trying to collect money:

Then there was the episode (girl like me), which is a take-off of the book "black like me" where one of the high school students dresses like a girl to see what it's like from their perspective:

excuse my porno stash

There's this girl I've been seeing lately on porn sites. It's like nothing I've ever seen:

Every blowjob I've seen is quick, or rough, like they just want to get it over with. This girl REALLY teases the guy, and keeps him on the edge for a very long time. She's licking it the whole time as if it were a giant clitoris, licking just under the tip.

I'd imagine that if I were that girl, that's how I'd want to blow a guy too.

news part 2 (male cop becomes female in the UK)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299457/Adam-Alexandra-The-WPC-used-PC-beat.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

and now for the news (part 1) transgender equality

Heard about this statistic today (I follow a transgender twitter account that feeds all sorts of TG related news). Apparently, out of 50 states there are only 12 that protect transgender rights (mine included). That's right, 38 states can fire you if they don't like transgender, and they don't need a good reason, and you can't sue them for it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employment_Non-Discrimination_Act

"Wisconsin was the first state to ban employment discrimination based on sexual orientation, in 1982, while Minnesota was the first state to ban employment discrimination based on both sexual orientation and gender identity when it passed the Human Rights Act in 1993.^[1] Currently, 12 states and the District of Columbia have policies that protect against both sexual orientation and gender identity discrimination in employment: California^[2], Colorado^[3], Iowa, Illinois, Maine, Minnesota,New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Rhode Island, Vermont, and Washington in the public and private sector. An additional nine states -- Connecticut, Delaware^[4][5], Hawaii, Maryland,Massachusetts, Nevada, New Hampshire, New York, and Wisconsin -- have state laws that protect against discrimination based on sexual orientation only."