oral fixation anyone?

So lately at work, I've been having an issue with chewing.  I don't smoke, never have.  Sometimes I know I'll be full, but I'll still want to chew on something.  Often I want gum, but I don't always have any, so then thoughts of "oral fixation" enter my mind, and I start to think about a cock in my mouth.  Seriously, I have these thoughts because I think "well, I have no gum, and I can't keep shoving food in my mouth or I'll gain 20 pounds.  Anyone have a cock they need sucked on?"

Anyone else have these thoughts during the day?

keith moon.. one of us!

So I was watching Top gear, and alice cooper was on Top Gear UK to drive one of the "reasonably priced cars", and he revealed that Keith Moon (yes, the one from The doors).. you know, like pinball wizard

Was once seen dressed as a french maid cleaning his house.  Not one to judge of course, in fact it's great to hear stories like this.  The more celebrities I hear that have crossdressed makes me feel more normal.

Anyway, here it is.. Watch about 3 minutes in:


Top Gear Reasonably Priced Car with Alice Cooper from TheKCB on Vimeo.

male or female? measure the face with the golden ratio

I've always known about this mathematical formula for measuring beauty, but I'm not so sure I realized there was a separate one for gender. Watch this video as this guy applies the formula to modify a female face into a male one. It's not that unlike what a plastic surgeon might do for female facialization

face mate

I don't know whether to be amazed, or creeped out. Apparently there is a dating site where algorithms will match a male and female facial characteristics. Sometimes it's a little too accurate, look how freaky similar this couple looks. first photo is untouched, 2nd photos is faces swapped, scary..




http://www.findyourfacemate.com

earliest transgender media exposure

I had always thought it was donahue, but I think this is actually the first (though not realizing it being only 8 years old). This is an early 80's video, and it features several transvestites (one in particular the blonde). I remember it as a kid, and loved it for it's "campground" theme.


Explanation of the video:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoop_Shoop_Diddy_Wop_Cumma_Cumma_Wang_Dang

realistic female mask

Though not quite on par of the same quality as SPFX masks (who still hasn't done the pretty female mask they promised), this isn't half bad. Surely better than most of the female masks you see, fairly realistic movement
http://compositeeffects.com/blog/product-catalog/silicone-masks/roxy-mask





Face sort of reminds me of ana gasteyer from SNL

that's what she said

We're having a party, wanna cum?
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Ha haha haha ha ha!


Are you gonna kiss me or what?
that's.. mmmrph.. what.. mrrphhhh she said


Michael, why are we talking about drugs? This makes me uncomfortable
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


Micheal, you have to fire someone today. We have too much overhead
"That's what she said"
Michael I'm serious, find someone we can let go

They say you are what you eat, and you become what you preach. Eventually, Michael used that catch-phrase so much that his body started to genetically mutate until he became a woman.


Michael, you really have to stop. I think it's starting to have an effect on your body.\
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! No.. actually.. That's what I said! That's right, I am now my own joke!

This continued on, Michael being completely oblivious to the effects it was having on him. His body continued to morph until it became an overflow of estrogen and turned him into a sexpot.


The office has a new boss, and she's the center of attention. She'll make you laugh hard!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

adam carolla bashes LGBT community

Adam carolla...


he's slowly becoming the Andy rooney of our generation.


Seems like he just bitches about everything lately. I really enjoyed his podcast and his love of cars.. Until he went off on a rant and basically bashed all transgendered. He's the type of person that if he doesn't understand something, he'll just mock it. It's one thing to make jokes about stupidity, or something you can control, but to make the statement about a group of people like "When did we start giving a sh*t about these [transgender] people?", that's just pure hatred. I used to really respect this man, not so sure anymore. Seems like he's just an unhappy celebrity that feels like the world owes him something.

"The car show" on the SPEED channel is considering dropping his contract, and G.L.A.D. is trying to get his podcast pulled as well.

If you want to hear it without having to download the podcast, here it is:

cock stealer

Heyyy!! what the hell happened? why do you look like me? What a minute, I'm not me!


That right there is MY cock, give it back!
Easy easy, I can explain


I'm not playing! Give me my body back. I don't know how you swapped bodies with me, but switch us back RIGHT NOW! Heyy.. this cock sort of feels good in my hand


Oh my god, your so hard! and yet, I can't stop holding onto it. I think I'm actually getting turned on by my cock. I gotta see it!


Holy shit! This looks so much bigger in these tiny little hands. I feel.. compelled to stroke it.


OH my god, these feelings are so strange to me, I think I'm actually getting turned on. I.. want to suck it so badly.


*lick lick*
I'm so going to blow you

gullible

Les Vampyres 2

This "film" looks interesting, great scene here

super babe - lost trailer

for the LONGEST time (6 years now), I couldn't remember what the hell the name of this "spoof trailer" was. I swore it was called super girl. Finally stumbled upon it today. figured since google video is going away, I should directly embed it on this blog.

it's a fake movie trailer about a guy that becomes a female superhero when he wears this "magical" garter belt. It's funny, weird, and a little sexy at the same time.
Google video