Monday, December 29, 2014

It's a wonderful female life

Better late than never?


"I suppose it'd be better if I was never born a man at all"
"What'd you say?"

"I said I wish I'd never been born a man!"
"You got your wish, you'd never been born a man.. You were born a woman"


Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Monday, December 8, 2014

CSI - rubbery homicide

So recently the TV show Crime Scene investigation had a case where someone got murdered while wearing a full female suit (mask too).



It was actually quite a good episode, though they severely altered the femskin company (it's run by a dude not a woman, and you order online.. there is no in-person fittings).  I knew within the first few seconds (when people starting giving the woman walking down the street strange looks) that it was a rubber masker.

Anyway, while watching it my wife wasn't aware that such suits existed, and she was trying really hard not to be offensive to me (since it does tie into crossdressing), but the 2 things she said (which I agree with) is:
1. How do you wear that?  It's gotta get so dam hot in that thing, especially in vegas! (ding ding, hence why I'm reluctant to even buy a partial body suit)
2. Why would they want to wear those masks, isn't the point of crossdressing to not stand out? (wow, she gets me and my lifestyle).

Anyway, if you missed it, you can watch it on streaming:
http://www.cbs.com/shows/csi/video/xcVYTkNvv3Q005M27M4YjzArvDwlc9kM/csi-rubbery-homicide

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

100 years of beauty

I'll take the 40's and 50's (80's could have been better represented)

Monday, December 1, 2014

Bruce Jenner - only a matter of time

He's being teased a lot lately.  It's hard enough transitioning as it is, but it must be 10x worse for a celebrity that's constantly being photographed by paparazzi's.  Recently he was spotted watching "kinky boots" the musical with a friend, while wearing red nail polish.  I really hope he transitions soon so he can get past the speculations, hollywood can get in their stabs of "I told you he was going to transition", and the shock value can pass so he can lead a somewhat normal life as that celebrity that changed genders.  I mean you hardly hear about chaz bono anymore, other than the fact he's dating shane janek from ru paul's drag race.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Men might be more helpful to women in high heels

A study showed that the higher the heel, the more helpful men were to women.
http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/20141123_Men_might_be_more_helpful_to_women_in_heels.html

I wonder how helpful men would be to men in heels?

world gender swap

You've read stories where everyone swaps with the person closest proximity of them?  What if just the genitals swapped?

Saturday, November 15, 2014

props to head roulette

I stumbled upon this site:
http://headroulette.blogspot.com

And I must say I like the concept.  Rather than a complete swap, it's swapping the heads.  I liked it so much that I decided to do a couple of my own.



Monday, October 13, 2014

drag queen transforms into multiple celebrities

At first I thought this was different performers, but nope.  It's the same guy somehow managing to manipulate his face into multiple celebrities.  The Katy Perry, Julia roberts and Kim kardashian are spot on, rihanna isn't bad, the rest are questionable.
http://boingboing.net/2014/10/08/makeup-artist-transforms-himse.html


Sunday, August 10, 2014

Katy Perry - this is how we do

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.  Katy Perry is a very glamorous female pop singer, almost cartoonish.  Her latest video (released just over a week ago) wasn't even in my radar.  However, like all youtube videos, often if you're watching something related you'll see other suggestions pop up at the end.  No idea what I was watching, but I saw a new katy perry video.  I don't remember hearing this song before, but wow this video is something else.  Lots of glamour, lots of pop culture from the 80's (not unlike her friday song).  Sometimes I wonder if she's trying to go the hipster retro route, or if she's really trying to broaden her audience (I got the teens, why not go after the late 30 / early 40 something audience while I'm at it).  Anyway, go check the video out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk









Saturday, August 2, 2014

selfie

Well, I took the gender pill, the transformation is supposed to only take a few minutes.  I'm going to take selfies as I progress.


Woah, my long cock is really shrinking, but my cock is so long it's taking forever to form a vagina.  I'm going to have such a deep pussy.  And my hair is getting so long!  Even my chest is expanding.

Oh my god, I think the transformation is over.  I can't believe I'm a woman!  Now I gotta find some clothes to wear.


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

crossdressopoly

No, I didn't find rules for such a game.. But of course there is one for strip monopoly:
http://userpages.umbc.edu/~thuff1/monopoly.html

It plays exactly how you might imagine, when you run out of cash, you have to exchange clothes for monopoly money (just like strip poker).  What if you slightly altered these rules, and made couples exchange clothes (not with each other, the size difference alone).  No I'm talking about each person having to carry an extra set of clothes of the opposite gender (husbands that don't normally crossdress would obviously need help from the wives).  When you go broke, you exchange a piece of your own clothing for that of the opposite sex, and the banker during that round gets to choose order.  I imagine it would go something like this:

Guys


Exchange shirt for bra: $500
Exchange underwear for thong panties: $200 
Exchange pants for dress: $300
Add wig: $200
Exchange socks for nylons: $100
Exchange shoes for heels: $200

Bonus (if participants are willing to go that far)
Pearl necklace and earrings: $200
Makeup: $20 per item (lipstick counts as one, eyeliner/mascara counts as one, blush counts as one)


Girls:
Take off bra: $500
Exchange panties for male underwear: $200
Exchange dress for pants: $300
Tie hair up: $200
Exchange nylons for socks (or nothing): $100
Exchange heels for shoes: $200

Bonus (if participants are willing to go that far)
Remove makeup: $100
Put on fake beard: $200


One more caveat, women are the beer bitches, but once one of the guys has at least 4 pieces of clothing exchanged, they become the "female" and switch roles, and the wives can be as nasty as they want right back at them.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

I need to change into something less for the 5k race

 I said I need to wear less for the race, NOT WEAR A DRESS WITH LACE!  How the hell am I going to race like this?!!


SMARTASS!