vegetarian suprise

He had sworn off meat for good. Not only was it healthier, but it consumed less water to produce. Yeah, old reggie was becoming quite the treehugger he was.


Of course nobody warned him that in rare cases, going cold turkey into a strict vegetarian diet can sometimes mess with the body's hormone levels. It happened so gradually he hardly noticed, but after 2 years of clean eatin, he had not only shaved off years of his life, but his body had completely transformed into a female.

At least he was pretty and had a full head of hair now