Thursday, January 12, 2017

JEALOUSY


sexual body swap

WTF? why did we just switch bodies?  OMG, why are you humping?  I'm in your old body dude!

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Don't fuck me dude!

Dude seriously get your cock out of my pussy.  I'm serious, if you cum inside me I'll be stuck a chick for the next 9 months until I deliver the baby, that's how magic works.  Stop humping me, dude you're gonna cum!  Nooooo!!!


phone video call

Brad: No way you're Steve
Steve: I am, I woke up like this
Brad: Proove it, let's see your boobs
Steve: How is that going to proove anything?
Brad: Because Steve would
Steve: Fine, happy now?  Why is the phone shaking around all of the sudden?  Are you doing a screengrab?  Dude seriously?  I've got a real problem here!
Brad: Which is?
Steve: Uhh, how about I have no identity or a job
Brad: You're hot, you could be a porno star
Steve: Yea, cuz that's what I want to do for a living, suck cocks everyday!  Can you be serious for once?
Brad: I'd give you fifty bucks to fuck you
Steve: Goodbye!


I'm so small now


Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Genie wish

"A genie said I had three wishes.  The first 2 I wished for a sexy body and lots of money.  My 3rd wish I asked for a giant sex drive.. He must have misunderstood me, he must have thought I wanted a giant sex genital.  This giant penis is very hard to hide under tight dresses, let me tell you!"


another genital swap