Tuesday, November 24, 2009

milk does a body good?

I hear that milk does a body good. I start drinking nothing but milk for weeks, it seems to be working

That was until... One day he woke up, and his body looked much different. Apparently the hormones they've been pumping cows with aren't so healthy afterall.

Monday, November 23, 2009

vegetarian suprise

He had sworn off meat for good. Not only was it healthier, but it consumed less water to produce. Yeah, old reggie was becoming quite the treehugger he was.

Of course nobody warned him that in rare cases, going cold turkey into a strict vegetarian diet can sometimes mess with the body's hormone levels. It happened so gradually he hardly noticed, but after 2 years of clean eatin, he had not only shaved off years of his life, but his body had completely transformed into a female.

At least he was pretty and had a full head of hair now

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

french translation

This adult movie just happens to work out pretty well as a body swap

Thursday, November 12, 2009

What would you like to see more on here?


I'm open to ideas. While some of my followers might be tg-fiction creators themselves with their own blogs, what haven't' you seen that you'd like to see? Is there any theme that you prefer? Let me know your feedback.

wonka's chocolate factory

Lick a lemon, it tastes like a lemon!
Lick a peach.. the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Oh, one thing, whatever you do, don't open any of those chocolate bars, they're still in the early experimental stage and have strange side effects.

Gustoff didn't care, he liked chocolate very much, and if this was experimental, it would probably be the best chocolate he ever tasted. He opened up a bar, and took a giant bite out of it.

Sure enough, the side effects kicked in. Before everyone's eyes, he turned into a beautiful woman, that found chocolate to be quite the aphrodesiac.

"Mmmm.. this chocolateee isss soooo goooood!" she said very breathily.

trader joe's special

Trader Joe's apparently sells more than just organic food. Seems now they also do body trading, living up to it's name. When that was announced, the lines were longer than ever!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Now that's good pie!

David had a sweet tooth. He especially loved pies, any flavor it didn't matter. He was saddened when baker's square went out of business, but a new place opened up recently. They had all sorts of wonderful pies. He decided to try one out, it was an absolutely delicious banana cream pie.

As he was eating it, he noticed some writing on the box. It was one of those warnings, like you see on coffee cups where it says "this drink hot, do not spill on yourself or you may get burned". His curiosity sidetracked him from finishing the pie, as he brought the box closer to his eyes to get a better look at the tiny text. It read "By eating this pie, you waive any right to complain or sue. Warning, this pie has side effects, such as joyful bliss, happyness, and within certain people a gender-change. Please enjoy your pie". WTF? Must be one of those comical warnings to make fun of other products that have warning labels. But just then, his stomach felt queasy. He bent over in pain, it felt like his body was changing? "Could that warning have been for real?" he thought. He rushed home, and laid down on the couch until this sickness passed.

Hours later, he awoke, and discovered things were very different. He was a gorgeous babe with a nice rack, but he was still himself. He still craved pies, which as a female only served to give him more curves.

"This is all your stupid fault pie!", she thought to herself.

fruit of the soul

Had this idea lately, that a man is innocently eating food, and that triggers a transgender change. I think I'm going to do a few of these in a row.

She had found this new grocery store on her way home from work, she decided to pop in. They seemed to have the freshest produce she'd ever seen. She grabbed a few things, including some fresh fruit. When she got home, she showed her boyfriend what she bought and talked about how great all the food looked. She grabbed a bowl of strawberries, and came over to him on the couch, and began feeding them to him.

"Oh my god honey, these are delicious! I don't think I've ever had strawberries that were so sweeet in my life!"

He couldn't get enough, he kept asking her for more. Oddly though, his lips started feeling weird somehow, though he couldn't quite place his finger on it. After about a dozen strawberries, the changes started showing up.

"Oh my god, what happened to your lips?!" she asked
"What? what's wrong with them? They do feel a little weird"
"You have female lips, and I think your also starting to sound like a woman too!"

Sunday, November 8, 2009

hasn't anyone told you?

That if you hold up donuts to your chest like they were boobies, and someone slaps you on the back, you'll stay that way FOREVER!

drop dead... gorgeous

When I said I wish my boss would drop dead, I meant I wish he would die.. Not be "drop dead gorgeous", although this isn't too bad either. I bet I could order him around now, if he wants to change back.. that is, if I really wanted to waste a wish doing such things.. Nahh, he's better off like this.

this is just temporary right?

Just one date and your going to change me back to a guy, right? Hello? Why do I get the feeling your going to leave me like this?

Monday, November 2, 2009

Transferring the curse

I've had sex with 499 guys, and today is the last day of the curse. This guy seems as good as any. I can't wait to have a male body again.

No sense in wasting any time, might as well get to it. As soon as he sees my bustier underneath this barber jacket, he won't be able to resist.

"Huh? What the hell is going on here?"
"Nothing honey, just a little.. extra service for my customer".

"Wow, I've always fantasized about such a thing, but I never thought it would happen for real!"
"Well then I guess today is your lucky day, because I'm going to make it come true!" she said, while thinking (little do you know it's MY lucky day)

(Ugh, thank god this is the last dick I'll ever have to suck for the rest of my life. 499 dicks sucked in one year is enough to make anyone sick of them), she thought to herself

(Yeah that's right, you just keep grinning like the foolish guy you are while I tease you with my tongue, thinking with your dick instead of your head. Better enjoy it while you can, because little do you know your about to be on the other end of this situation soon. Did you honestly think there wouldn't be strings attached to a situation like this?), she pondered.

"MMmm.. thanks for the deposit, shouldn't be long now!", she said
"Huhh? shouldn't be long for what?" he asked.

Just then the man found himself suddenly transported into the woman's body. Because of such an instantaneous switch, he found himself disoriented, and his head bobbed down a bit while he tried to regain his bearings, his lips rubbing down his former cock.
"What the fuck just happened?!!" he asked.
"It's your turn to enjoy the curse now!" she replied. "Let me explain, but first let me help you up off the floor and get you redressed".

(She had explained that she used to be a man, and that someone else had thrusted this curse apon him, and he had to transfer the curse before he was stuck like this for the rest of his life. It was now his job to suck 500 cocks within the next year, saving the last cumshot for the guy he wanted to trade places with. It was crucial that not only did he swallow all the cum, but that he make sure the 500th dick was as close to the anniversary as possible, which would make the body swap much easier and painless)

"My god, I still can't believe what I'm looking at in the mirror, I mean just a moment ago this body was sucking on my dick, and now I'm inside this body. I'm not sure I can get used to this, this is so surreal! Like I'm touching this hair, and I can feel it as my own".

"And my ears are pierced too, that feels weird, and this makeup, and these long red nails, I feel so gorgeous, and yet so horny. OMG, I want a cock in my mouth so badly, do you think you could go again there stud?"

Sunday, November 1, 2009

omg! what did I wish for?

"I said I liked a nice big rack, I didn't mean on me! and I didn't mean THIS big! These things are so heavy I can't even stand up straight!"