Friday, October 30, 2009

man... I feel like a woman

video

Not the smoothest transition, but my first attempt at photoshopping a video of guy into a girl

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Need a haircut


"I'm so tired of being pretty! That's it, I'm cutting these long golden locks of hair.. oh but I just can't bring myself to do it, I have such great hair. Wait, what?!"

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I got a headache THIS BIG


"Ahhh!! dammit! My witch girlfriend left those gender bender pills in her purse again, I just want this headache to go away, and now I have even bigger problems!"

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Transgender virus undetected by antivirus


"Nooooo!!! dammit, why didn't my antivirus catch this?!", shouted dave who was now a female. How was he supposed to go into his afternoon meeting and go through his powerpoint presentation looking like this?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

careful what you wish for


Honey, I don't know about this. The idea of switching bodies seemed erotic at the time, but now that I'm actually on the other side, I'm not so sure about sucking my own dick.


OMG, I never realized how big I was, I look so huge in this petite body and these tiny hands. How do you get this to fit?


Bleechh! OMG, I nearly puked. How do you do this? Everytime it hits my tonsils, I feel like choking.


Ohhh god, not on my face! ewww, this is so digusting!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

what are you going to be for halloween? chose wisely

I came up with this one, remembering a simpsons (treehouse of horrors) episode where a witch makes the costumes people are wearing real (bart becomes a wolfman, ned flanderrs becomes a flower):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVI

I decided to write my own story:

A witch showed up at a halloween party. Nobody really knew who she was, a lot of the guests were thinking maybe she crashed it? Finally the hosts asked her to leave.


"But why do I have to leave?" she asked.
"Because, like I don't even know who you are, and this is a private party".
"Well, that seems awfully selfish. I'll leave, but before I do, I'd like to give you and your guests a little gift. I'd also like to let you in on a little secret.. this isn't a costume, I'm really a witch. And I cast a spell apon you all! You will ALLLLL become that which your dressed tonight! heee heee heeeee!"


"Aren't you the cute couple, dressed as smurfs? Well I hope you like being one, because your going to be one for real!" And with that, they shrank down to only 6" tall, as the scurried inside a mushroom that grew from the carpet, which resembled a house.




"You, your not so bad, this is one of the rare times when my curse might actually be a gift!", and with that the man dressed as an undercover superman actually turned into superman, and with that he flew up through the ceiling into the night sky.


"And your a zombie I assume?"
"Yea, but don't change me into one, I don't want to eat brains!" she pleaded. But it was too late, the curse was already cast. The girl got very glassy eyed, and began walking slowly around the room with her hands up in the air, trying to find a victim she could devour the brains out of


"Super mario? Seriously? How is that even scary?"
"I wasn't going for scary, I was going for fun"
"Well you'll have plenty of time for fun, when you get transported into the TV and be part of a video game, hee hee heee!"



"And just what the prey-tell are you supposed to be?" she asked
"Duh, I"m a vagina!"
"Well, hope you like being one, because that's what your gonna be!", and with that his head turned into an actual fully working vagina. He stuck his fist inside, and he could feel the sensation. When he talked, his pussy lips moved like a mouth.
"Mmmph what the hell did you do to me?", he asked in a female voice


"And what are you supposed to be dressed up as miss?"
"I'm not a miss, I'm a dude"
"A man? dressed up as a girl? oh man, this is good"
"What.. wait, no.. you wouldn't!"
"Oh I think I would".. And with that, the man dressed as a girl found his body changing to match his costume. He lifted up his dress to feel his crotch, and confirm that he did indeed have a vagina as he looked up at the witch in horror.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

When you die and go to heaven...

You become who you truly are inside

huh?

Mmm.. finally

OMG! why am I a hot redhead?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Another katy perry caption



I kissed a girl.. And I hated it. Suddenly I want to kiss a boy being in this girly body