Thursday, October 31, 2013

Which celebrities crossdressed this year?

Looks like Matt Laur decided to go as pamela anderson:

Not a bad job, but compared to some of the costumes on other talk shows today I would have thought they could have done a little better.  I mean they didn't blend the bodysuit at all (or bother to trim it, so he ended up with a line just below his neck), and they certainly didn't blend his boobs, it looks like they literally just glued breast inserts on top of the bodysuit with hot glue.  They could have also made him wear a corset to pull in the waist and maybe padded his hips a little with some foam since he was already wearing a bodysuit, and maybe made the makeup more pronounced.  If they had perhaps he could have looked more like this:
Of course maybe that's not what they were going for (passable), maybe it was meant to be a little amateur.  I mean even as it was, it didn't seem like there was much reaction from the crowd because perhaps they didn't realize who was who?

Then there's cindy crawford, she did an incredible job disguising herself as Slash from guns n roses

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

GTA - online play

So I eventually decided to join the online portion of the game.  One nice thing about it, it let's you customize your character (including gender), go clothes shopping, even customize your car.. So of course I had to play around:
I will say, no matter who you are, there are people in the game who just want to do nothing but deathmatch.  I even had some fun stealing some guy's car who was doing a convenience store robbery mission.  I left him my crappy teal hyundai, and parked a few hundred feet down the road.  I laughed when I saw him come out of the store and realize someone took his car, and he had to take mine.  I sort of wish I had the purple car with pink wheels in the above pic, that would humiliate him a bit.  It was odd to spawn after you die, and you're placed randomly in the city with no vehicle, and you have no choice but to start running to find safety as your heels click on the asphalt.  I did feel a bit vulnerable walking in the middle of nowhere knowing there were a bunch of online players waiting to kill me.  It might only be a game, but the realistic graphics sort of draw you in, especially after you've been playing for an hour.

Wren Adams

So apparently she does a lot of body swap / gender videos (not just stuff for Rfdjames).  Check out her channel:

Found this video on another channel, it's pretty hot:

elvira drag

This is something I've always wanted to do.  Really the only time I crossdressed for halloween was about 12 years ago when I went as a nurse and my wife went as a doctor.  Oh yea, role reversal felt pretty good.

Anyway, I've never really watched any of elvira's movies.  I do think she still looks good for her age (She's currently 62).

Never been a huge horror fan (I liked the freddy series just because it was comedic and they did a pretty good job on the special effects).  Never really watched the Munsters (brother liked it), never watched an addams family all the way through.  I did really like Son of Svengoolie (unless you grew up in Chicago or had access to WFLD 32 which is now known as Fox, you probably don't know who this is).  It was a local horror guy that would play cheesy black and white movies while talking from a vertical casket.  Later on he started hosting afternoons as "the KOZ zone" because his real name was Richard Koz.  The running joke was making fun of Berwyn (a crappy chicago suburb).

Anyway I'm getting off on a tangent.  This morning I read a retweet from Elvira where someone had tweeted her a photo of himself dressed as elvira.  I gotta say, he pulls it off rather nice (other than having a big nose, as do I).  He has really big eyes and pouty lips (as do I).  It was done so well I actually had to photoshop his male avatar to see if it was legit.

I like that he REALLY went all out and did the blue contacts.  Let's just hope those are prescription and not some cheap $20 contacts that will ruin his eyes.

Monday, October 28, 2013

wow! what a dream!

So the dream started out like this.  I'm chosen to go to a space station, I can only assume some sort of prize package vacation.  I have no idea what year it is, but clearly it's in the future because we're still far from the public going into space.  I'm really nervous because even though our track record with space shuttles are pretty good odds, rockets are still dangerous missiles in the end.  So we start to take off, and I can start to see outer space through the window.  I can begin to feel the weightlessness from the orbiting.

As I get closer to the window, I start to record video because I know my wife will want to see it.  I can see where we're headed, which is a giant space station floating above earth.

After we dock I start exploring the SS which is really roomy. There's lots of bedrooms and labs, but there are full size arcade games scattered everywhere in perfect mint condition. As I'm walking I can tell somehow I changed gender and I'm wearing the typical skin tight Star Trek attire, and I feel really horny as my clit rubs against the suit.

I continue to explore and find that they have an artificial biodome with an artificial sky.

I catch a glimpse of my reflection in one of the arcade games and I can see that I'm also Asian. But not any Asian, my face is anime cartoon.

I was actually smiling when I woke up.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Bruce Jenner's plastic surgery makes him look like an old woman.. more truth to that?

Seems ever since the divorce, it has come out that he likes to crossdress.  Can't say I"m completely surprised, but I think it's crappy that his wife is blackmailing him over it.

Friday, October 18, 2013

shemales ranking higher in porn lately?

So the go-to website for me is usually xhamster.  Tons of videos, easily searchable, reasonable quality.  They also have a top 50 based on thumbs up from viewers.  I find it interesting that out of 50 videos, 6 of those involve shemales.  What does that say about our society? Are transgendered becoming more the norm?  Are guys just getting kinkier?
Because the top 50 changes daily, here's the links to all those above videos:

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The great shift - I'm a model

Oh hell yea, I just swapped with kate upton! These boobs feel aweseome!

I love being a model, just look at those globes bounce up and down, and everyone has their eyes on me.  It's about time people paid attention to me

You don't believe I'm really a woman?

Here, let me show you proof.  Look at these!

Monday, October 14, 2013

sometimes it writes itself

GTA V makes fun of Transgendered - Now that I've played

Ok so I've rented the game.  I did a few missions.  Then I decided to go seek out the crossdressers, which basically involves simply driving to the cockatoo club at dark (they line up in front).  Now keep in mind, in this version of the game (as they do with every revision) they've changed the AI.  You don't even have to punch people to get them mad at you.  If you simply walk up to them and invade their personal space, they'll likely get angry and starting hitting you, this includes firemen.  So the fact that crossdressers are picking a fight isn't surprising because there's not a whole lot of variation in personalities.  As far as them making them men in dresses, it's really hard to see detail in this game (and I have a decent sized LCD flatscreen).  Hell, in the mission where you have to rescue your son off a stolen boat, you have to shoot the thieves while driving, and the aiming cursor for the gun is like a 3 pixel white dot you can't hardly see at all.  Seriously, even as realistic as it is, it's hard to see detail unless you get really close so I'm sure they did this on purpose to make it obvious.

As far as the jokes go, they don't single anyone out.  The black character says nigga about every 4th word, the mobster guy lives in a typical italian decorated home, the guy that cheats on your wife is a tennis instructor (like every 80's movie stereotyped).  I'm just not sure I can get fired up just because the jokes happen to apply to my world, they poke fun at everything.

Friday, October 11, 2013

Drag queen appreciation - vicky vox

I'm a long time fan of William Belli, so not sure why I don't just subscribe to her youtube channel.  The other day I stumbled on this parody she did with Vicky Vox (which I have not heard of until now).

I would say most drag queens you see are pretty skinny.  There are some plus sized ones (especially if you watch RuPaul's Drag race).  I don't think most of the plus sized girls really pull it off very well, but I really like Vicky Vox's look.  Very sexy and femminine, and it fills me with hope that if this person can go from this (A fat version of Jim J Bullock from Too close for Comfort):

To this:

Then anything is possible

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Sooooo GTA V makes fun of Transgendered

I'm really torn by this news.  Read about it here:

I've loved this series, it's completely changed the 3d gaming world.  I remember first playing #3, thinking how amazing realistic and detailed it was.  Take-Two entertainment keeps pushing the boundaries and making a more interactive environment with each release.  I have GTA4, I probably finished 4-5 missions.  My gaming skills aren't what they once were, and the missions don't seem very fun (I have more fun creating chaos and running from cops).

However, I'm not sure I can support a widely popular game that is injecting negative ideas into the brains of 12 year old boys (or adults that have 12 year old minds).  You could retort by saying they make fun of a lot of things (and people and races), so why be offended when they chose transgender people?  I suppose it's because there's already a hatred and violence against us, why feed the fire?  Now I know you'll say "oh, and I suppose by playing this that people will run right out and steal a car or shoot somebody".  No, that is against most people's morals.  Bashing transgendered people not only happens on a daily basis, but it can lead to violence (which this covers both bases).  If you're someone who already has an opinion that Transgendered people are freaks and should be ashamed (or eliminated) this game is only going to reinforce that prejudice.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

quick caption

When the Kappa Gamma fraternity found those medallions hiding in that abandoned old house, it made pledge week much more interesting!

Tuesday, October 1, 2013