Thursday, April 30, 2009
Shawn passed out at a party. One of the girls decided to have fun and use magic to change him into a girl. After they stripped off his clothes and moved his hand on his new breast, he continued to sleep but with a smile on his face. He must have been dreaming about touching another girl’s boob. Little did he know it was his own.
Bands don’t really date, they just sort of sleep with whatever groupie happens to come their way. Not every girl is so intelligent, and during one tour the guitarist picked quite a naïve one because when he laughed at her wanting to commit, she put a curse on him and the rest of the band. Guess it would be a girl band now.
After running out of gas, Jeff walked along the highway to find a gas station. Suddenly the great shift happened, and he realized he wasn’t going to get very far in heels, so he did what any person with a brain would do.. Use it to your advantage and get a ride. It wouldn’t be long before someone picked him up.
Jeff was all set to watch the basketball game. His remote was out of batteries, so he stopped by this little shop on his way home. It looked like it was built sometime in the early 1800’s. He grumbled when he realized a set of two double A’s cost $4, but the shop owner insisted it was a convenience fee. Since he was so disgruntled about his purchase, the SRU wizard decided to give him a little something extra for his money. When he got home he replaced the batteries, and pointed the remote at his TV. Like a flash, he was suddenly a different person.
There was a new amusement park that just opened. All the rides seemed fairly normal, except for the log ride. The water had a pink hue to it, and the ride had a funny name. They called it the “knot wood” ride. At the very end the log splashed into the water, and he realized why it had such a particular name.. He would NOT have wood ever again.
Lucas forgot about the genie lamp he had found and already made 2 wishes with while he was playing guitar hero. After being defeated over and over, in frustration he accidentally made another wish. “Dam, I wish I was a real rock star so I could play better”. His wish had been granted, but not the sort of rock star he had in mind.
"Oh crap! I forgot our anniversary again!" he said. When he woke up, he found a rose lying next to him, with a note that said "Clearly you have no clue what romance is, so I guess I need to spell it out for you. Follow the path of rose petals to find me, although you might be surprised at how I look when you find me"
He was on his last wish with the genie of the lamp, he better make this one count.
"Ok, I wish I could see a pretty face everyday I woke up in bed"
The genie made it so, he was the prettiest girl in the world, and he could confirm that everyday he woke up and stared at the mirror on his ceiling.
"Coach, I don't wanna play baseball anymore!"
"No way, your one of my best pitchers I've got"
"But I'd rather be at home playing video games"
"Fine, your off the team, but you still have to contribute to an after school activity, and unfortunately the only one left is home-economics. Here, let me give you some help with this magic ring"
"COACH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME???"
Officer O maley wanted a more authentic costume this year for halloween, so he went to some shop called SRU, and before he knew it he looked quite different. Now to decide what to go as this year..Slutty nurse? Slutty maid? Maybe just a slutty cop? Yes yes, that's perfect!
"Honey, why did you take me to this strip club, I thought you were against me going to places like this? OMG, what have you done to me? Why do I look like one of the dancers? I have to what? There's no way I'm dancing for a bunch of dudes. I have to earn $1,000 tonight or you'll leave me here? Fine.."
My daughter just wouldn't stay off myspace. I tried hacking into her account, but she made her password too long to figure out. My last resort... Use the medallion to transform myself into her so I could go to her school while she was home sick and find all the information I needed.