Tuesday, June 30, 2009

augmented shopping?

Although not exactly realistic yet, this isn't bad for a start. I can only imagine a time when this will be realistic

"What am I doing on top of the conference table? Why does my body feel weird?" he thought to himself. This would be the last time Shawn fell asleep during one of the company's corporate meetings, and his boss made sure he learned his lesson. Perhaps a role as the receptionist would be more fitting?

"I said I have to fart!!", said Brian. Clearly his witch girlfriend misheard him, she thought he wanted to be a tart... or maybe she misheard him on purpose? Most girls were annoyed by the way their men fart, perhaps as a girl he wouldn't be farting around the house anymore

Monday, June 29, 2009

"Look, I'm sorry. I should have warned you about the power of the medallion"
"Talk to the hand, do you realize how weird this feels? And I'm stuck like this for how long? 12 hours?"

"Look, I think you should take advantage of this and have a little fun"
"What do you mean? How can I possibly take advantage of this?"

"Meet John, you two will have fun together"
"What? WTF man? Why did you invite this guy over here? As if I don't feel vulnerable enough as it is!"

"OMG, it that really all his cock?"
"See, you need to trust me sometimes, I told you you'd have fun"
"I should be disgusted, but somehow I'm turned on by it"

"Would you mind if I... played with it?"
"No, not at all, knock yourself out"

"Holy shit! You were right, I'm having a blast!"
"Told you so! Cheers!"

Thursday, June 25, 2009


I found this while searching around. Granted it's not great (about the first 20 seconds is "OMG, I'm a woman"), and the rest looks like any other porn... However, I like that SOMEONE has created something like this. I only wish someone would make more (and make some that are more convincing, perhaps someone who doesn't want to be a woman).

"Oh shit, what happened? I have breasts!"

"Uhh... Uhh..."
(hi camera man!)

"I have a pussy, OMG!"
(Watch me gesture now as if to say WTF?)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

"oooh, this feels so good and... WTF? what just happened? Why am I looking back at my own body?"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

"What the hell are you doing with my towel?"
"I want to fuck you"

"Dude, don't make me laugh! do you realize who your fucking with? I'm a witch, and I can make your life hell!"
"Yea, let's just see about that. What are you going to do to me?"
"How about we turn the tables around?"

"Yea, how's your cock feel in my pussy now?"
"Ow! It hurts so much! Please stop!"
"Begging won't do any good, I'm going to enjoy fucking you!"

"Aha! Who's in charge now? Give me my body back, or I'll bite your nuts off!"
"Pfft, you really want to do that? I'll just swap our bodies back and you can enjoy bleeding to death"

Monday, June 22, 2009

"This shampoo the wizard sold me at that shop seems to work great, though my body feels funny. Oh well, I'm sure it's nothing."

"Oh crap, first that prostitute swaps bodies with me, and now that cop is eying me from across the street. Shit, he's coming this way!"

"Mmm hmm, working the streets again huh Miss happy ending"
"Officer, I can explain. this isn't what it looks like, I'm not even a woman!"

"Oh really? Let's just see about that. Oh look, breasts. Seems only women have these"
"No, really.. I can explain"

"And lookie down here, looks like a vagina to me. Yep, no doubt that your a woman"
"No, you don't understand, I'm a guy. I was sleeping with this prostitute and she..."

"I've heard enough of your crazy stories, I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a citation for solicitation of sex"
"Officer, surely there's... something I can do to work this out isn't there?"

"Well, there might be some way for me to forget about this whole thing. What do you think of my nightstick here?"
"Nevermind your nightstick, let me massage your happy stick"

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

"Ooh, these feel nice!"
"Holy crap! These jugs are huge!"
"Wow, what am I going to tell my wife?

The 3 guys were in shock when they switched bodies with the strippers at the nightclub

Monday, June 15, 2009

"Senorita.. Would you rent your body to me?"
"For the right money, I'd do anything. I'll even include a little surprise"

"Oh man, this is awesome! I feel so sexy in this body! I can't wait to play with it"

"Umm.. are you okay babe?"
"Uhhh.. yea, I'm fine.."

"OMG! when does this ride end?"

Saturday, June 13, 2009

"Hey frankie, you weren't kidding! This womanizer really does work! Little david here is one of the prettiest little things I've seen in a long time. I guess this money belong to you"

David wasn't sure what to think at this point, he was between a rock hard cock and a rock hard cock

Thursday, June 4, 2009

"HOLY SHIT!" Jeff exclaimed. He had gone to the halloween party dressed as a nurse as a joke, but somehow as if by magic his body had been transformed to match his costume.

"Well, might as well check this body out", he said as he unzipped the front of his nurse's costume

He couldn't believe he really had a pussy down there. He pulled his lips apart to get a better look.

After her husband was transformed into a female, she couldn't keep her hands off her. She began suckling her breast without even taking the bra off first in the heat of passion.