Lick a lemon, it tastes like a lemon!
Lick a peach.. the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Oh, one thing, whatever you do, don't open any of those chocolate bars, they're still in the early experimental stage and have strange side effects.
Gustoff didn't care, he liked chocolate very much, and if this was experimental, it would probably be the best chocolate he ever tasted. He opened up a bar, and took a giant bite out of it.
Sure enough, the side effects kicked in. Before everyone's eyes, he turned into a beautiful woman, that found chocolate to be quite the aphrodesiac.
"Mmmm.. this chocolateee isss soooo goooood!" she said very breathily.