Brad: No way you're Steve
Steve: I am, I woke up like this
Brad: Proove it, let's see your boobs
Steve: How is that going to proove anything?
Brad: Because Steve would
Steve: Fine, happy now? Why is the phone shaking around all of the sudden? Are you doing a screengrab? Dude seriously? I've got a real problem here!
Brad: Which is?
Steve: Uhh, how about I have no identity or a job
Brad: You're hot, you could be a porno star
Steve: Yea, cuz that's what I want to do for a living, suck cocks everyday! Can you be serious for once?
Brad: I'd give you fifty bucks to fuck you