It looks like it's not only monthly now, but it's being recognized as an official magazine, and this month features famous actor James franco (from freaks n geeks, spiderman trilogy, the stoner from pineapple express):
On one hand, I can sorta sympathize with the guy. Probably makes minimum wage, can't afford to buy a wardrobe of his own, can't tell his wife about it so he does it at work. I too, at one time, borrowed some of my brother's girlfriend's items. I knew it was wrong at the time, she was way skinnier than me and I was probably ruining her clothes (stretching, perhaps ripping them). I remember one conversation where she yelled at him, blaming our washer for ruining her clothing.
One the other hand, I can totally see where she's coming from. First of all, someone else wearing your clothes, especially a guy, might creep me out a bit. I might not want those clothes back after that image (and I'm a crossdresser). Also, guys are known for unclean asses. Sorry, it's a fact, I truly believe we men have a biological seepage problem. Then there's the issue of "He got caught now, but how many times has he done it up until now, and if I don't report him and make an example, how long will it go on?"
You've seen people get punched in the face right before they eat
Now see guys body swap into the girls giving them a BJ right before they're about to cum!
"Holy shit, what's going on?? Why am I staring at my own dick? what's that on my face?" HAHA! JOKES ON YOU!
"Woah, what's all this white stuff shooting at my face? OMG, is that cum? Why is there a dick pointed at my face? Wait a minute, what happened to my dick? Why don't I feel an orgasm?"
"Uhhh.. I'm so close to cumming.. wait.. why don't I feel it anymore? What am I holding onto with my right hand? OMG!"
"This is a prank? Are you fucking serious? Give me back my penis right now!"
"Holy shit, that did NOT just happen. I did not just take a load from my own dick, and what is this on my chest?! Who are you and what are you doing in my body?!" "Dude, we're totally chicks, check out our racks, we're huge!"
"You sick bastard! Take that magic ring off right now, look what you did to me! You turned me into your wet dream with that sick mind of yours. Oh gawd, I feel so nasty right now!"
"Hey now! I promised I'd help tutor you with your homework, I didn't say anything about being your boy-toy. Now change me back. Scuse me? Your not going to change me back until I've finished doing all your homework? How are you ever going to learn anything if someone else does your work for you?"
Not sure if steve harvey was actually stunned by the word "penis" getting on the air, or the thought of a woman answering "penis" so quickly, and the idea rolling in his head that maybe this woman used to be a man?
