Wednesday, July 1, 2009
The fly.. I mean the DNA
"Nooo!!! How could I be so stupid? I'm going to be stuck as a girl for the rest of my life!" said the scientist.
He had invented a working teleportation machine, but unfortunately he wasn't thorough enough to make sure the pods were absolutely clean. You see, if even the smallest amount of female DNA is in the same pod, the computer isn't smart enough to seperate the two DNA strands, and by default it makes everything the same DNA. Since female is two X chromosomes and is thereby simpler in this complex decision, it opts for the that gender.
The worst part? Even if by some miraculous miracle his machine was capable of reversing the process, he couldn't get access to it anyway. To secure his work, he made the computer voice password protected, and since his voice was now that of a female, there was no way he was logging in anytime soon.