Wednesday, September 16, 2009

suicide is for pussies

He had gotten to the end of his rope, he had lost hope. Life just wasn't worth living anymore, so he took the plunge and killed himself by jumping out of his office window, 30 floors up.

Since he wasn't a very religious person, he had no idea of his fate. Anyone that commits a major sin goes to hell, especially those that take their own life. He was soon confronted with flames and brimstone, so hot he could hardly stand it, putting his hand in front of his face.

He was soon confronted by a demon figure, who said "Ahh my young ignorant soul, didn't anyone tell you that suicide is the pussy way out?" The man was confused by these words. "Pussy way out?", he asked. "Yes, suicide is for people who aren't strong enough to deal with the real world, and take the easy way out. Unfortunately for you, that means paying for your sin, a sin worse than murder. I see only one punishment fitting for a pussy, which is to make you a pussy!". And with that, the man's body was transformed in an instant.
I guess things could be worse, I could have been a scaredy cat.

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