car babe

What are you lookin at... dickhead?! Shit, 4 more hours of this shit in these uncomfortable heels!

God, this is such bullshit. I used to be the mechanic that worked on these things, now I'm a woman, nothing but a piece of meat to look at. If I ever catch that genie.. I should have known better than to make wishes. I wished for lots of nice cars, then I wished for a healthy long life, then I wished to be good looking, and I ended up in this body. There's no doubt I'm good looking, beautiful you might even say. I've certainly got a healthy long life, my lost at least 25 years in age. But lots of nice cars? None of these are mine, I'm just here as eye candy to get lots of attention to some other dude's ride.

another body swap

"Dude, what are you so afraid of? Everybody is doing it these days!"
"No way, I'm not doing a body swap, hit the road!"


"Dude, why won't you do it? Especially with such a beautiful girl like this?"
"You'll swap with me?"


"Thanks for swapping.. By the way, I have to warn you, my boyfriend is a real hornball!"
"Oh shit, are you serious?"


"Holy crap, you weren't kidding. He's stripping my clothes off already!"
"Dam, my ass is getting big, I gotta get back to the gym"

"OMG, I can't believe I'm going through with this, he's totally checking out my rack too!"

"Wha? Who could be texting me at a time like this?!"

"Easy now, take it slow, I'm a lady, not some slut!"

"Tell your boy, I'm just going along for the ride"

"You be careful now, you better make him pull out before he cums. If you get pregnant, you'll be stuck in my body for the next 9 months!"

"I'll be careful! Do you think I really want to be stuck in this body for 9 months?"

"Dam, this guy is a natural, he's taking it just like a real girl"

"This is so awesome, totally worth the price of admission!"

tim and eric great sex change!

So what, I just point this thing at my head, and it turns me into a girl?

"POW!"

"Boy, this thing acts fast. Look, just a few seconds later, and already I'm having my period!

"Woah, that didn't take long at all, I'm already fully female, it even feminized my face!"

"Holy crap, now my clothes changed. I was wearing a mens shirts just a second ago, and now I'm wearing a blouse and a teal blazer. Ok, I'm done being a woman. Which one of the producers has the sex reversal gun? Anyone?"

"Seriously, how do I change back guys? guys? Why are you all walking away?! Don't just leave me like this!"

PILIPINAS GOT TALENT

I didn't mean it!!!

"Son of a bitch! why did I have to make that wish last night?"

Had a weird night last night. Haven't crossdressed in weeks, feeling that urge. As many of us do, I wished I would wake up a girl. I actually prayed (even though I know there's never been history of anyone's wish coming true, there are far more important miracles than that). Call it wishful thinking, call it a fantasy, but I started to think what it would REALLY be like if my wish came true.

* What would my first reaction be? "Holy shit! It really happened.. OMG, it really happened! What do I experience first?"
* How would I explain it to my wife "Who the hell are you? Where's my husband? Get out of my house you whore!"
* How would I explain this to my job "Umm, miss, I don't know who you are, but what has this got to do with him?"
* What would I really do? Obviously the first thing I do is email my boss and tell him I'm not coming in to work. Then does my wife call sick after I finally proove I'm me? Does she have fun with it, or does she spend the entire day figuring out how we're going to deal with it? My only thought is how quickly can I have my first orgasm, and how soon can I go out in public and shop for new clothes?

It had been raining pretty hard last night.. hard rain, a little hail.. I head to bed, and at 1am I'm awoken by my wife freaking out. This gigantic burst of wind starts hitting the house, my first thoughts are "OMG, a hurricane finally hit the midwest! Is our house going to rip off the foundation?" I swear it must have been 60mph winds for a good 10 seconds long, the power even went off for about 3 seconds. Then it calmed down as the front moved on. The next morning, as I let out the dogs, I realized not only were all the metal chairs sprawled in the yard, but the heavy tempered glass top patio table was thrown a good 30 feet into the neighbor's fence (without breaking), indeed it was a bad as I imagined. I thanked god nothing came off the house (like siding, which it has in the past). I also began to fantasize what if I had experienced a real life wizard of oz, complete with red ruby shiny heels and a cute farm dress?

curvy whore

No no.. I said I wanted to watch the jersey shore, not be a curvy whore! In fact! you's still got it wrong, I look like one of da girls from jersey shore, oh my gawd.. I'm even tawkin like one of dose italian jewsey goils!

no way that just happened

John woke up in someone else's body. Not just the wrong body, but the wrong gender. He could feel his long hair brush his face, he could feel the weight of earrings in his pierced ears, he could feel his long polished fingernails, the makeup on his face. Perhaps someone had pulled a prank on him and he was just crossdressed or something. No, definitely not a male body, his nipples seemed more sensitive than usual. He slowly pulled his blouse down, and peeked towards his chest as it was revealed he had.... BOOBS!!