Monday, September 13, 2010

another keyword (and fetish?) public peeing

If you were a guy, used to being able to pee in public (within reason), and suddenly you had a clit and were assumed you would sit to pee, would you not conform and still try to pee standing up?


"Hey, don't judge us! You just did the same thing like 2 blocks back!"


"I've hit rock bottom, I'm homeless ever since I turned into a woman, and now I'm urinating in public"


"I thought that couple would never leave, phew.. I can finally empty this tiny bladder!"

another keyword "holding pee"

This also makes for a great caption, because most of the women look like their in pain. Makes for a great caption if your showing a guy being transformed, and his dick turning into a vagina.


"phooo! This part of the transformation is always the most painful! OW my ovaries!"


"OMG, you didn't tell me this part would hurt so bad. My god, is my dick retracting backwards?!! Make it stop!"

Thursday, September 9, 2010

bikini babe


"You may have turned me into a babe, but I'm still not letting you see my boo.. Ok, you know what? That's not even funny cutting my straps off!"


"Dude, I agreed to play your girlfriend at the beach, I didn't say anything about making my breasts so big I can't even stand up!"


"Honey! Take it easy! I said I wanted to be a girl at the beach today, but if these things get any bigger I'm not going to be wearing this top much longer!"

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

New keyword search "holding boobs"

Some great pictures to do captions to:

"Ok seriously, you had your fun, now change me back. These things are so HEAVY, it's hurting my back!"


[we changed his regular soap with transgender soap. Let's see his reaction when he notices his body has changed]
"What the hell? Where did these come from? Did you have something to do with this?!!"


"Oh my god! These feel great when they're on you, but they feel even better on my body! Thanks for the birthday gift honey!"


"Stop staring at my package gay-rod!", she said.
"Umm miss, I think your in the wrong shower, this is the men's showers"
"I know that, I'm a... what the hell?!!"


"I think they're big enough now, you can stop inflating them!"

Saturday, September 4, 2010

jessicawho crossdresser comedian

Some of you may know about this youtube channel (perhaps not).
http://www.youtube.com/user/JessicaWhoHD

She's really entertaining, I'm totally a subscriber. Here's some of her better videos:





online survey


"uhh! why do they need to know so much information about me?! male or female.. let's screw with them, FEMALE!"


"Holy shit, is that me?" she asked, seeing her reflection in the laptop screen. "OMG, I was just kidding around, what kind of website is this?"

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

tied up at the moment




So lately I've been looking for the next kink. lately I've been looking at bondage (BDSM) stuff. There's at least a couple things that this sexual fantasy apply to a transgender.
1. Being controlled. The idea of being submissive to someone only enhances the fantasy of being a girl.

2. "It wasn't my fault, I had to suck his dick. He had me tied up and forced me to do it". There's sort of a hidden acceptance in the idea that your doing an act your not proud of "against your will", and makes it ok.


Then I run into videos like this one:
http://www.xvideos.com/video68230/tied_titties

Acting is one thing, but clearly this girl has gone past her limit of pain tolerance because those screams are real. Doesn't help much that the guy is pretty creepy wearing a camo jacket, as if he's ready to kill a deer next. It's situations like this that really turn me off from even experimenting with something like this. Granted I don't have tits to hang from, there are other body parts that stick out (OUCH!)