Thursday, September 16, 2010

magicwishes.com


"Nooo!! You stupid website! I said I wanted to be young and attractive, I never said I wanted to be a 14 gear old girl! I should have known better to trust a website that doesn't even have SSL encryption. Now I have to wait at least a week before I can wish myself back to normal"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

brain hurts


"Owww!! why does my head hurt so much? It doesn't usually hurt this bad when I transform. It's as if my brain is shrinking... hey! wait a minute, did you add something to that spell? Are you making me a dumb bimbo because so help me if.. like, you are then I... like, what was I saying"

I know how small it is


"Dude, I hate to tell you but your not 8 inches, your maybeee.. like 2 inches, see my fingers? I ought to know, that used to be my body"

grass isn't greener


"I wish I was a manager, I'd get paid a whole lot more, and I could order people around all day"
"You don't know what it's like to be me, I have to deal with problems all day, I wish I was just a secretary and had a stress free workday"
(suddenly the kharma gods made everything right by switching places to show them exactly how wrong they were)
"AHHHH!!!!" they said in unison

medallion concert


"Holy gwen stefani! I shouldn't have put on that medallion while holding my concert tshirt in my hand!"

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Jessica Simpson body suit


"That was the easiest burglary ever! I just walked into jessica simpson's house as her, told her staff I was moving, and they let me fill a semi-trailer with all her stuff! Now it's time to take this suit off, let me just tug at the top here"

Monday, September 13, 2010

totallylookslike.com

It's an interesting site. Sometimes mean, sometimes people look like objects, sometimes there's a gender bending comparison, and usually still spot on. Some of these are great, almost wish some of these guys would wear some make-up to see how closely they really resemble the female counterparts: