Sunday, September 26, 2010

wishes gone bad


He was an autogynapheliac. He was a chronic masterbater, but he also liked the idea of being a woman. Of course, when you have magic wishes, your going to go a little far. He wished for a longer cock, and giant breasts, and an endless amount of orgasms. It's a shame he's going to be stuck in this endless loop of masterbating.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Fantasies going the extra mile

Been extending my fantasies lately. Let's face it, the fantasy of getting transformed into a sexy girl and then blowing a guy can get a little old. What if it didn't end there? What if the guy you just had sex with was also the one who transformed you, and he didn't want it to end there? What if after he climaxed, he decided he was done, but not done with you being a woman?

"Ahh.. You were great babe, thanks!"
"What? Don't I get to cum?"
"Umm, actually no. I'll tell you what you can do is clean"
"Scuse me?"
"That's right, clean up my apartment, and do a good job"
"What?! No way, I'm not cleaning, I didn't even get an orgasm"
"Ok, then have fun being a girl the rest of your life, bye"
"What? Wait! You wouldn't dare not change me back!"
"Oh wouldn't I? Tell you what, I'm gonna go out for a few hours. Do a good job of cleaning the place up, and have a descent dinner ready for me when I get back, and then I'll change you back"
"Yes sir"



"This is fucking bullshit, this guy has practically made me his slave. First he gets a free blowjob, and now I'm his maid? what an ASSHOLE this guy is. I should have never agreed to a transformation, I knew I'd end up getting screwed.. no pun intended"


"Let's see, according to this recipe, I need 2 lbs of peppers.. Or is that ounces? Oh hell, how am I supposed to prepare a home cooked meal, I don't even cook for myself. I'd cheat and just order a meal, but he took my wallet with him".

He did a decent job cleaning, but the dinner was a complete failure. He was told he'd be stuck as a woman until he fulfilled his promise. All he could do is sit on the kitchen floor and cry.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

switched again


"Dammit! Someone used a spell at the party while we were passed out, and now we're stuck in each other's bodies! Whatever happened to just writing on their faces, this is a little much!"

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

porn at work


"Aha johnson! caught you red handed! So you like wasting company time watching porn at work huh? Well how about we make YOU the porn!"

"Here, suck my dick you filthy slut! This is to make up for all those company hours you squandered on the internet!"

Friday, September 17, 2010

medallion, bad timing


"How long are we going to be stuck in each other's bodies?"
"For.... 12 hours"
"12 hours?!! I have to work this weekend, I can't go in like this! what am I supposed to do now?!!"

Thursday, September 16, 2010

what is the most common sexual fantasy for crossdressers?

It's well known that the most popular fantasy for a typical heterosexual male is a threesome with 2 girls


If that's true, then most likely the opposite is true for a crossdresser. I myself often fantasize that rather than my wife bringing home another girl, that she turns me into a girl and brings home a guy. And of course to top that dessert with a cherry, she also helps me along to show me the ropes.



"Ok honey, so you take the cock in your hand like this, and slowly stroke it a little first. When he gets hard, then you can start sucking him"
"Sucking him? woah, that thing is so big!"


"See how good that hard cock feels?"
"Oh my god, this feels so odd holding onto a cock that isn't mine!"


"Now that's he's hard, take his cock into your mouth and start bobbing up and down"





"Mmmph! Oh shit! the magic wore off, I turned back into a guy! This is sooo awkward"

rerverse crossdressing


You know that feeling when you first crossdress after you haven't done so in a while? How foreign (yet good) the clothes feel? What happens when you wear something girly for an extended period of time and then revert back? I've occasionally worn panties under my work clothes, but never for 4 days in a row. Haven't been keeping up with laundry lately, so all I had to wear were my panties. Finally got a pair of boxers washed this morning and I'll have to admit, it gave me that foreign feeling, but from a male garment.