katy perry - I'm wide awake

This girl just never ceases to impress me. She's the epitamy of feminine. If you looked up Tart in the dictionary, you'd probably find a photo of her. Every video is cinematography genius, every outfit, every makeup is top notch (hell, lookup katy perry makeup on youtube, you'll probably find a dozen videos for each look). her latest is no exception. When I die, I want to be katy perry in heaven.


Yea, just finished my "california gurls" video.. time to film another one for a song not even written yet.


Be jealous, it's ok. Even with my hair matted down with a nylon, I'm still fucking sexy with my glitter eyelids.


Oh, don't look at the camera just yet. Embrace my eyelids and dark lips.. Oh, and look at my purple hair, weren't expecting that one eh?


Oh, there it is. The sad puppy katy eyes.


Hell yeah this dress is awesome. It's part medieval castle, part so-much-lace-it-could-choke-a-donkey


Ahh, now for the purity section of my video where I'm not angry for 5 seconds


Yea that's right, flower petals on my nails, and vine wrapped around my fingers. Innovative, that's me!


I'm sorry your not as pretty as me

BTTF - transgender story

Hope you enjoy this!

booth babe

Read this article about booth babes. Ya know, those girls at electronics shows that look sexy, and hold up merchandise? Turns out.. they don't make much money. Yea, apparently unless your modeling clothing, you don't make much as a model. It's quoted that they make between $100-$170 for an 8 hour day. that's between $12.50 and $21.25 an hour.. hell, I make more than that.
http://gizmodo.com/5916505/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-booth-babe

where'd it go?

new wendy's spokesperson

Ya know, ever since dave thomas died..


No, not that dave thomas.. This dave thomas:


Seems like wendy's hasn't really had anyone to pitch their cheap-ass cheeseburgers.. and those.. delicous BACON cheeseburgers, and that chili, and... ok, enough about food.

Much like the t-mobile girl


They have decided to bring a person back to represent them. What better choice than one that kinda-sorta looks like the original "wendy's girl logo"?



They've chosen a redhead named morgan smith. She's wholesome, has a hint of sexy, she's just adorable


Check out the commercials, if your the type that fast forwards through them on your DVR. Truly the definition of "girl-next-door"

only one bothered to change into a girl

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