Wednesday, May 27, 2009


"Dude, seriously? I've only been a woman a week and already you can't help looking at these? Yo, up here! Frank! Stop looking at my chest when I talk to you, I'm still your supervisor!"

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


"well the boobs are a pretty good size, but the rest of me... I mean I said I wanted to be PHAT, not FAT"

Saturday, May 23, 2009


"You want me to stick this big thing where?" he asked. After switching bodies with a BBW porn star, he had a lot to learn about the industry.

Friday, May 22, 2009


"Yo! What's up guys? Seriously, what did you do to me?"
"Well, this place is a sausage-fest, so we thought we'd even things out a little bit"
"What, by adding me to the fish market? This is seriously messed up man"
"Be it as it may, you look fucking hot!"
"Omg, I am so out of here, I don't care how I look!"

"Son of a bitch!" Thomas said as he looked in the mirror at his new body. He came to thailand for a cheap vacation, and cheap whores. Little did he know how deceitful the women were, and the technology they possessed. Who knew they had body swapping devices?

Careful how you make them, you might not like what you get
"Son of a bitch dude, look what you did to us!"
"What? All I did was wish that we would always see lots of boobs!"
"Exactly, dumbass!"

Thursday, May 21, 2009


He came into the tattoo parlor to get some ink done to dedicate to his girlfriend. Little did he know this tattoo shop was located inside the SRU shop, and they used special dyes in their ink. It transformed him into an exact copy of his girlfriend, wonder if she would get a tattoo to dedicate to him as well?