Tuesday, June 30, 2009

augmented shopping?

Although not exactly realistic yet, this isn't bad for a start. I can only imagine a time when this will be realistic

"What am I doing on top of the conference table? Why does my body feel weird?" he thought to himself. This would be the last time Shawn fell asleep during one of the company's corporate meetings, and his boss made sure he learned his lesson. Perhaps a role as the receptionist would be more fitting?

"I said I have to fart!!", said Brian. Clearly his witch girlfriend misheard him, she thought he wanted to be a tart... or maybe she misheard him on purpose? Most girls were annoyed by the way their men fart, perhaps as a girl he wouldn't be farting around the house anymore

Monday, June 29, 2009


"Look, I'm sorry. I should have warned you about the power of the medallion"
"Talk to the hand, do you realize how weird this feels? And I'm stuck like this for how long? 12 hours?"

"Look, I think you should take advantage of this and have a little fun"
"What do you mean? How can I possibly take advantage of this?"


"Meet John, you two will have fun together"
"What? WTF man? Why did you invite this guy over here? As if I don't feel vulnerable enough as it is!"


"OMG, it that really all his cock?"
"See, you need to trust me sometimes, I told you you'd have fun"
"I should be disgusted, but somehow I'm turned on by it"


"Would you mind if I... played with it?"
"No, not at all, knock yourself out"


"Holy shit! You were right, I'm having a blast!"
"Told you so! Cheers!"

Thursday, June 25, 2009

BODY SWAP PORN??
http://www.redtube.com/14098

I found this while searching around. Granted it's not great (about the first 20 seconds is "OMG, I'm a woman"), and the rest looks like any other porn... However, I like that SOMEONE has created something like this. I only wish someone would make more (and make some that are more convincing, perhaps someone who doesn't want to be a woman).


"Oh shit, what happened? I have breasts!"


"Uhh... Uhh..."
(hi camera man!)


"I have a pussy, OMG!"
(Watch me gesture now as if to say WTF?)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


"oooh, this feels so good and... WTF? what just happened? Why am I looking back at my own body?"

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


"What the hell are you doing with my towel?"
"I want to fuck you"


"Dude, don't make me laugh! do you realize who your fucking with? I'm a witch, and I can make your life hell!"
"Yea, let's just see about that. What are you going to do to me?"
"How about we turn the tables around?"


"Yea, how's your cock feel in my pussy now?"
"Ow! It hurts so much! Please stop!"
"Begging won't do any good, I'm going to enjoy fucking you!"



"Aha! Who's in charge now? Give me my body back, or I'll bite your nuts off!"
"Pfft, you really want to do that? I'll just swap our bodies back and you can enjoy bleeding to death"