Friday, September 25, 2009

When can we get an iphone app like this?

Now that augmented reality is a go for apple, so many apps have been coming out to support this new feature. I was browsing the itunes store, and came across this. It wasn't clear what it did or how it worked, but it seemed to allow you to perhaps make people look different as an overlay? I couldn't find any reviews on youtube, so I figured what the heck, it was only $2.


As usual, my friend just laughed at me, saying that I spent too much money on iphone apps.

"Ha ha! What did that stupid app cost ya? Another $2 down the drain I'm sure, what does that stupid little app do anyhow?"

After I clicked on the gender button on the bottom and female clothes, I saw the phone do it's work. But wait a minute, I wasn't looking at my phone. My friend had changed for real!

"ha ha.. wait a minute? What the hell? that stupid thing really works. OMG, this feels so weird, change me back!"

"Heh heh, but I thought it was just a stupid little app that I waste my money on? Not so stupid anymore is it? I think I'll make some more changes, like make your chest even bigger!"

"OMG, stop! These things are getting so heavy!"

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Yes.. there's an app for that


The transgender iphone app, available now in the itunes store

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

suicide is for pussies


He had gotten to the end of his rope, he had lost hope. Life just wasn't worth living anymore, so he took the plunge and killed himself by jumping out of his office window, 30 floors up.


Since he wasn't a very religious person, he had no idea of his fate. Anyone that commits a major sin goes to hell, especially those that take their own life. He was soon confronted with flames and brimstone, so hot he could hardly stand it, putting his hand in front of his face.

He was soon confronted by a demon figure, who said "Ahh my young ignorant soul, didn't anyone tell you that suicide is the pussy way out?" The man was confused by these words. "Pussy way out?", he asked. "Yes, suicide is for people who aren't strong enough to deal with the real world, and take the easy way out. Unfortunately for you, that means paying for your sin, a sin worse than murder. I see only one punishment fitting for a pussy, which is to make you a pussy!". And with that, the man's body was transformed in an instant.
I guess things could be worse, I could have been a scaredy cat.







Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Friday, September 11, 2009

Warning.. this is porn

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

another sony augmented reality demo




They're starting to make progress. I really dig augmented reality, I think we're right on the forefront of some amazing programs. I want a female anime avatar head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOtPVof2K94

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

parallel universe


Remember the show "Sliders"? If you don't, go watch it on youtube. The premise of the show was that there are millions of parallel universes, all created by chance (think string theory). The theory states that for every decision you make in life creates a new universe. In other words, let's say you turn down a job opportunity, and you take a different offer. In a parallel universe, you took that offer and continued to live your life in that job, and because you worked there, you made certain choices based on that original decison, and so on.

Well it doesn't necessarily apply to just choices you make, but everyone's choice (which sort of explains the very confusing bible where you have free, choice, but it's already been decided for you). Yes, every possible choice and outcome has already sort of been played out, but only to create the possible paths, and they're transparent so that you dont' see them (and so it looks like actual choices). Well this can be any sort of choice, even by nature. So if you go by this theory, for as many possible choices you have as yourself (a boy, grows up, yada yada), there should be an equal (or perhaps more) number of universes where nature decided to chose to keep you as female (testosterone didn't kick in, you didn't develop male chromosomes, and your born as a girl). This isn't a hard concept to grasp, and it's absolutely possible that this parallel world exists as we speak if you buy into the string theory. That's right, there are scenarios where you weren't born a boy, but a girl. In another world, right now as your reading this, there is a female version of you, living out your life, and possibly thinking what her male version would be like in a parallel universe.

if you've ever watched this animation explaining the 10th dimension:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA

You can see how it goes into time travel, and by going back in time and making changes, you in effect (much like back to the future movie) that you skew your timeline and jump into an alternate universe. If you go beyond the 4th dimension (time), rather than having to travel back in time to make those changes, You initiate that change without the work. In other words, you have control over what parallel universe you exist in. So imagine if you will, as you sit there, if it were possible to swap your bodies with your female parallel self, how would it feel to instantly be the woman you could have grown up to be, and how would she react in your body?