judge judy - TG edition

The Plaintiff is a 23 year old woman who was seduced by her boyfriend


The defendant is a 38 year old man who is claiming she's a liar


"So what we have here is a case of he said she said? How do you suggest we resolve this?"


"Are you serious honor? This should be an open and shut case"


"He did more than just seduce me, he raped me, which I have evidence to submit. And I'm not the only one, I found other women he's dated in the past, and he's raped all of them too!"


"Ok stop right there miss, you had me at rape. Sir, you are guilty on all accounts. Since you can't seem to control that thing in your pants, I have no choice but to sentence you to 6 months living as a woman, where you will go before a review board to see if you've been rehabilitated. Case dismissed, and you will be transformed immediately!"


(No way, are they really going to transform him on national television? How embarrasing for him, this is gonna be so entertaining)


"OMG! I can see the magic forming around him!"


"Judge judy you bitch! I'm going to appeal this ca..."


"Woah, what's happening to me? oh my god I can feel my body changing! ahhh!"

*** pixie dust, pixie dust ***

[In under 10 seconds, his body began to nearly complete transforming, his clothes changing to a woman's suit, his hair lengthening, his lips puffing up]


He was now a sexy woman too, let's see how he liked it with the shoe on the other foot

another example of gender unfairness

Here's a short video about the new website called "Chat roulette". In the video, you can see that not only is it filled with a bunch of horny guys, but when you yourself are a guy, you tend to get "nexted" as the term they coined. When they switch it to a girl, suddenly both guys and girls stay on longer, and treat her with more respect.

chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

In the future part 3

In the future, nanobots will be everywhere, expecially in the things we eat and drink, and have hundreds of functions. One of them will be to rewire your DNA, making it possible to do everything from curing baldness to...


Completely changing your gender.

in the future part 2

Surrogates is an interesting movie, especially if your into the whole body swap (or borrowed body fantasy).
*SPOILER ALERT*
In one scene they even show that one of the female surrogates is actually being controlled by a fat bald guy, and in another scene the creator is shown taking over a female body, who kills himself, and the cop takes over that female surrogate body. Let's take some captions from the movie and re-write it a little shall we?


David was bored with his male surrogate body. He wanted to try something different, something a little sexier, perhaps a little kinky? His computer was hooked up to his new surrogate body, all he had to do was jack in


He was jacked in, and he could feel his new body


"woah, this was surreal" he thought to himself. He had always imagined what it might be like to really be female, but he had no idea it would be so dis-orienting. His mind couldn't handle the feelings he was having, suddenly inside a beautiful woman's body. He needed to escape, he needed to disconnect from his surrogate.


"Crap, it's malfunctioning. It's not letting me log off! Oh my god, I'm going to be stuck in this female body, this is so embarrasing! I can't even call tech support, I totally jacked into this body illegally, what am I going to do now?!"


There was only one solution, he would have to attempt to manually shut down his surrogate body. That way, by default, his mind would detach from his surrogate body


He reached up behind his head, looking for the panel access where his motherboard was stored. If he could eject that, his body should shut down.
"Crap, this is so hard to find as it is, let alone trying to do it while inside the body, and with all this long blonde hair to boot. Did I just say to boot? Wow, I need to get out of this body before these female ideas invade my brain!"


He finally managed to shut it down, and he was free from this body

in the future part 1

Thought it'd be nice to envision what the future might hold for us in some future world. Let's start off with temporary sex changes. I think perhaps one day it might be so easy, and so cheap to alter our bodies that they're even sold at convenience stores like 7-eleven.

Of course that won't change the fact that humans aren't always so clear

"Yeah, can I get pick 5 lotto and a sex change"
"That will be 100 euros.. Thank you, here is your change, pleeese come egain!"
"woo hoo.. here comes the laser beam to reprogram my internal nanobots and.."

"Ahhhd!! what'd happened to me? Why d'am I indeean?"
"Sir, u did not spec ee fi any parrrameters, I picked a rrrandom body. Next time perhaps you could give me some more input"

and now for these messages

from now on your name will be sally

peter and lois switch places

Since this doesn't seem to be on youtube anywhere I decided to post it