8 out of 10 guys would do this... if they were a woman

Heard this on my local radio show this morning. They do a thing called "impossible question", and this morning was: 8 out of 10 guys were asked, what would they do if they were a woman? I apologize for the poor audio quality (recorded from car speaker, and the signal isn't the clearest as I drive to work). Here are the answers given:
1. Shopping
2. Have a baby
3. Have guys buy ME drinks
4. get a manicure
5. get a glamour shot
6. get pampered
7. get a facial
8. pose naked


Impossible question by nobodyishereman
And the answer???

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THEY WOULD DATE THEMSELVES!

cock jealousy

"Oh my god, your cock feels so good in my hands. How I miss having one between my legs"


"Oh I am so jealous. You have no idea what it's like having to piss sitting down. it was so much easier when I had a cock between my legs. Just lift the toilet, and piss away"


"Please, I beg of you sir, can I buy your penis? I'll pay anything!"

lesson taught

"You think your such a stud with that big cock of yours don't you? You think I should suck you off just because I'm a girl. I wonder how you'd feel if the roles were reversed?"


"Holy shit! I thought you were just kidding. I really have to suck my own DICK?!!"

husband wife swap

"No, see honey. This is YOUR mouth, YOUR supposed to suck my dick, not me. What? Your not going to change us back until I've made you cum?"

she put a spell on me

"HOLY SHIT!! WHY THE HELL AM I LOOKING AT MY OWN PENIS?! WHAT KIND OF SPELL DID YOU PUT ON ME?"

missing penis, aisle 5

"woah, what happened to my cock?"


"Woah! there it is! wait a minute, did we just switch bodies?!!"

genie still has bad hearing

"Mmmpph! Hey you stupid genie! I said I wanted a blowjob, not give a blowjob!"