Monday, August 10, 2009
Katy Perry parody
So this is what I get for waking up in vegas? Jesus, what do I get for waking up in my own bed? How in the heck did I change into a girl last night?!!
OMG, I'm having a flashback. I remember getting married.. to my best friend!
Actually, maybe this isn't so bad. I mean, at least I'm pretty, things could be worse, I could be broke.
Crap, now we're broke too, how are we going to get home? Please god, help us out. Show us the way out of this mess.
Get the hell away from me, I might be desperate, but I am not sleeping with men for money!