Monday, March 21, 2011
the great shift, reporter edition
"Son of a bitch! what happened to my body?! I was a respectable reporter a second ago, now I'm inside this bimbo's body!"
"I'm here to report that the world has gone crazy. People all over the area are switching bodies with each other. In fact, I was your favorite reporter Ben wilson just a minute ago, and now I'm in this woman's body... and quite frankly, I'm a little bit scared. I'm not sure I can handle being in the wrong.. body"
"Pull yourself together doug.. reporting from downtown LA, Be.. err.. Jen... iffer wilson, back to the studio!"